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Thank you (ꈍ‿ꈍ) Less than a year╭∩╮( •̀_•́ )╭∩╮

First workday ■ 2023.04.10.
First review ■ 2023.04.17. (Ciamad)
100th review ■ 2023.08.12. (Dragonjay)
200th review ■ 2023.12.13. (Killer Queen)...

Thank you so much, everyone!!! 🥳🥳🥳

It is indeed a new all-time record accumulating 300+ reviews within a year on the website. All of you who have contributed to this epic achievement have helped...

I have a few takeaway boxes ready to fill for you, Barney 🌝
If the biz takes off, I'll have 'em canned to preserve the freshness.
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Let me reflect on my old post by proudly announcing that I have successfully transitioned to hose douching, yay!!! 🥳🥳🥳

Ironically it was because of a problematic bathroom, so like the saying goes,...

1. The one thing I'd say about the biz is that total legality would make all of our lives better. Nobody fancies living as a half-criminal. Sex is like the daily bread, one of the most elemental part...

If you ate something spicy, they say it's spicy twice 🙂

If that's not the case, make sure you pull your rectum's wall to the side with your finger to help the water out instead of pushing the...

I'm deeply hurt that you offend kittens and cheese in the same post 😿

I wish friendship looked like this 🫠

I never smoked a fag in my life. Wants sum fuq? 😁

It's been on my mind lately due to a few occasions when the clients were focusing on my orgasm instead of theirs.

I was also inspired by a recent thread where clients were sharing their issues...

Feeding it back to them is a very motherly act for me, and mothers are dominant 😊

I'm honestly confused, but please continue 👁👁

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Happy 9 months, sweet Papa Liam!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳


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He was tryna say that both are good in their own way 😃😃😃

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I think it's much harder to imagine a different person than appreciating the one that's right there. Can't speak for others.

Yes, I was saying that some girls had young father figures that their daddy issues stem from, so their attraction is towards young dudes. I'm not denying anything 😊

Hasn't the person who you've been hiding EI from started to wonder why you're so damn obsessed with cheese? 🤔

You ain't Dieve.

Daddy issue doesn't necessarily mean attraction to older men.
If someone's daddy figure was a young mentor, that's what's gonna hit the spot. 😊

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That's it, bitch. The time has come.
Finally I can nominate for POST OF THE MONTH!!! 🤑🤑🤑

Diamond rings are very very small, and I have ten places where I can carry them 😜😜 I agree that the tipping culture is unfair by not being customary in a lot of professions, so I won't hammer you for...

I'm a firm believer of "One man's trash is another man's treasure", so I wouldn't advise any colleague to avoid someone who didn't fancy me, unless they were fradulent or dangerous. I've also...

Well, here's my bisexual wedding cake.

We're naturally coded to follow patterns as a survival instinct. I understand that if someone has had negative experiences with certain nationalities, their...

I get your reasoning, but I think it was just figure of speech to emphasize her charm. It's easy to get a car. Car doesn't need to consent to be yours. The loving gaze of another person cannot be...

I think it's a classic case of "fake it til you make it".

The moment he stops giving a shit about his imperfections and just goes straight in approaching those hot women who he thinks he's too...