I would say well over 90% of clients think with their dicks and piss with their brains. So...
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I would say well over 90% of clients think with their dicks and piss with their brains. So...
A plague? Well I maybe wouldn't go that far. I mean, you're heading in that general direction but...
You enter a raffle for charity or something, and win. Your prize: free dinner date with one celebrity of your choice. Who you picking? And dinner only... so don't be expecting any extra 'dessert'...
When are they making all the Formula-series cars electric, outside of Formula E that is? You'd imagine with all the environmental stuff going on and the worldwide rush with electric cars, that F1,...
Trivago???
Understatement of the millennium.
Don't ask someone 'if they're okay', when it's quite obvious they're not. That can often act as a sort of trigger, even though nothing was meant by it. People in...
That's why I stole a Domino's Pizza delivery bag and uniform.
Garda: "But why were you in the premises, when you could have just dropped off the pizza?"
Me: "Because first and foremost, I...
Thank you. But no. I have been informed on numerous occasions by those that have been here a long time, that this is in fact the best thing I have ever written:
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If they want to see what real hate speech is, I'll show them real f*cking hate speech.
Let's just say it involves a knife, and a whole new meaning to 'blowjob' -> Varadkar, Martin, McEntee,...
80? I'll be PISSED if I live anywhere near that long.
Oh, so that's why the 3rd Christopher Nolan Batman movie was called "The Dark Knight Rises".....
Is it better to have a broken mind and know that your mind is broken.
Or to have a broken mind, and be blissfully unaware that anything is wrong.
Which is the lesser of 2 evils.
Well written, but you're wasting your time. It won't even reach the TD you are sending it to. It will be picked up by one of their lackeys, and they'll send you a generic reply saying "thank you for...
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The best analogy or metaphor I can use to describe the actual reality of it all... whether...
The old Friday feeling has been worn down and replaced by the Sunday night feeling.
The only good thing about Limerick, the ladies that grace this horrid city.....
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That McDonalds is now gone. No McDonalds now in the city centre. Nearest ones are...
Brief summary of this week's employment:
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Is it better to be free but extinct... or imprisoned but extant?
That is a question that plays heavy on my heart.
The best thing that humanity could do is die.
Life is meaningless. It's an endless series of clusterfucks, and it boils down to sheer luck and coincidence where/who/how/when/etc you're born.
All life on this planet could be wiped out...
No, I'm actually a stripper. I go by the stage name of 'Kitty Kat'.
So applied for another job. Thought I'd be a f*cking shoe in for it, have YEARS of direct experience in the thing I applied for!
DIDN'T EVEN GET AN INTERVIEW! SHUT DOWN AT THE FIRST HURDLE!!!...
Not literally (maybe), but certainly the end of civilisation, if not the extinction of humanity (please, please, please, PLEASE!). I reckon by 2030. I'm not worred about the planet itself. Earth will...
Oh yeah, see that's how he gets you.....
He lures you in with the 'nice old man' act, and then BAM!
He sucker punches ya for the mints in your pocket!
Nah. See, anyone that's 'nice' is not...
Yes, I love to hate him. You are indeed correct!