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If you arrive on time at 8am for a 8am train you are late. I'd rather sit in the carpark for 30mins like a weirdo than be late

I'm a stickler when it comes to timekeeping. It infuriates me when someone is late. It a major lack of respect. Even people that are " on time " annoy me. Be early or don't bother.

Big ball or small ball ....GAA shite I presume :)

Maybe swollen

Fresh fish.... never frozen ya pleb.

I did a 10k round trip to the shop for sausages and the paper.

In the car admittedly but 10k is 10k in my head.

You sure that mural ain't Jack Charlton ?

Your daily WhatsApp updates are something I look forward to every day.

Noise High heels make on a timber floor walking towards me with a sandwich. Pure bliss

The girl mightnt of put in the effort but I have and I'm at her door after taking the time to get there...... a ride is a ride in my book.

Yep.... pillow fights en all.

It can be a bit awkward if a girl is sharing with another girl and the spare girl is just made to sit there and flick tru Facebook while you frolic with her friend. I normally get the spare girl to...

Spray the whole lot with roundup and don't bother your hole cutting the grass.

Outa curiosity..... did you put the bra on also ?

Always reminds me of the episode of friends when Joey walks around to corridor of the apartment block across the road shouting..... "hot girl, where are you"

Top tip......go see Jenny.

Back to the original post about trying to pick up Easy-Singles.

And make the best sandwiches ;)

This is like going onto Ryanairs website looking for a Irish rail timetable.

When the kids were younger and I stood at the school gate sending them in and collecting them. I honestly got more propositions from the mammys at the gate during those years. Kinda miss it now. ...

This week has to be better than last week. Think positive..

Last week was pure torture in work. I've diverted my voice calls this week. Now just a bit of hotel sex to sort out and I'll be flying...

I remember a few years back finding a old razzle mag in an attic of a house I was renovating.
Page after page of bush, I tried to squeeze a wank but couldn't

Even lads from Cavan?

Perverts also use the gym so it's not unusual for lads to be walking around with a punting bag.
Personally I kinda like the non descript toiletries at hotels so no need for a bag.

I have a collection of work jeans just like that...... just saying

Your WhatsApp updates are slowly becoming my favourite part of the day.

Does anyone else spend longer picking something on netflix to watch. I seem to scroll for ages.

Whereas on here I can pick the lucky lady in minutes.

Am I to fussy?

That changed fairly quickly. Miserable most .evening.