Why would u give the meter reader a present?
Type: Posts; User: Flappy
Why would u give the meter reader a present?
I want every deli in this fair land to stock buttered banana bread
Wtf
Did I miss the boobie photos ?
Just asking but is it ok to play titty elbow or will it be frowned upon ?
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It's shit,I'm not wearing it
It feels like a pool table FFS
Don't forget the pockets:)
I a have pants with pockets, a big spanner and good with drips
Do I qualify??
No I don't doubt your funds or or the ladies doing a day long booking
I just question your stamina ,for your first time your being very optimistic is all( not meant to sound mean)
Try a well...
Ur being very optimistic with an all day booking for your first go IMO
Get him to fix that fucking toilet seat while he's at it
I hate taking about septic tanks and slurry tankers also
Such a mood killer
There's a girl in our uk office, every time I spoke to her on the phone she sounded sooo sexy
Met her a few weeks ago
Voice matches the body :)
Only some English accents are sexy
Especially when it's their native tougue
I'm normally bollocksed after the third selection box
Minus the fudge:)
Yuk
Sophie and Saul on top of me
I'm blushing
I've already been allocated the job of sticking the name tags on the girls
And Saul mwaaaahhh
From a distance It just looks like they blend into one super sized ball bag
To birds with the wan stone and all that
I'll wear my pulling pants on the night so ya won't feel to bad when u fall under my spell
RAID the housekeeping trolley for towels, loo roll and shampoo
My brother make nice banana bread
Forum abuser
I'm a man slut
7 days to hangover from hell
It is a digger, a bucket wheel mobile excavator to be precise ya spanner