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Make sure the address is clear. Ask for a text if unsure. When you arrive at the area the girl might not give good directions and you could be wandering around and be late and end up being rushed....

What's a good video link? I'll tell you if that's the same as me.

For one thing I don't like an escort taking a morning dump in a lunch box and then giving it to me to eat when I arrive

You're meant to give the standard rate in your area.

For example, if she said her rate was 90e, then that would frighten off all 80e punters and she would get nothing from them.

Clients like to enquire about services provided before making a booking.

I wish escorts would respond to private messages rather than having to call. I'd love to know all the information and then...

Shows like that make it seem like all escorts are slave labour

The way I see it is if its extra, the girl doesn't like it but will put up with you if bribed.

Girls who say "all included" on their profile would do well

Here in the North I heard of escorts advertising on this site getting money taken from by the police because they said they earned it illegally. One lost £6000. Think of all the men you would have...

I fear the police. Being fined is the same as being robbed, but with criminals you get the money taken and no arrest or criminal record.

If its a car jacking, it's better to get your car stolen...

That's not hugely off

Yes. You are paying for time and companionship and it's just that the girl likes to have sex with men who pay her for time and companionship.

I got negative reputations because I said that if someone has a cock and they like sucking cocks, they are gay. I think a TS didn't like that. To be politically correct they are women you see so they...

Horizontally challenged :eek:

Well I can relate

Who are the people who come up with the ideas of such things like you can't call chocolate eggs "easter eggs" in case it offends people of other religions? Just an example.

Or that you can't call...

There is survivorship bias. Many threads and comments do not survive and get deleted so there could be funny ones but you don't know about it because they are wiped from history

I try to bring...

That's not unusual. It's better to be like that than frigid.

Reminds me how threads only survive when Floki is online. I saw other moderators deleting new ones at night

Lower price because its massage only. That price makes sense. It's not full service

I probably was that 4 year old little kid that when I saw a TS, I'd say "mummy, why is that man wearing a dress?" right in front of them lol

I don't need weed, I'm like a granny and I'm against it.. Naw jk I like tobacco instead incase I get a sickening instead of a high

It's an interesting thought but I don't have a girlfriend and TS generally have higher rates than females.

Good luck in finding a bisexual one that does couples. You dodged a bullet with the other...

I feel like everyone's been done except me

I can detect wavelengths between 380 to 700 nanometers and when escorting I wear contact lenses to enjoy the view further

The way I see it is if a person has a cock and they like sucking cocks, then they are gay

What about TV? To go all the way and become TS the person would know for sure they are completely homosexual so not see females

I couldn't fake it. I'd say I'm too tired right now but will do all the work tomorrow

I had to look up what that meant. I am from the North though diabetichandshake is from Dublin according to his profile