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There once was a Punter called Rover,
That liked to lick girls all over :p:p

His favourite girl was called Clover
Whom he loved to Bend Over :eek::eek:

She gave him a wank and then a good...

There is an old slapper called Liz McDonald
Who thought that there really was a Ronald McDonald

The sad thing of it all is that she doesn't exist at all

Its a soap character not anyone real...

A very long time ago there was an escort called Pat
Who now runs an escort site for those that want a bit of this and that

Unfortuately though it seems as though
Nobody cares, so thats that ...

There is an old slapper called Anna
Who always wore a bandanna

The men that came to visit
Stayed no more than just a minute

As those pictures were sure not of Anna :eek::eek:

Thats crazy, all the money us girls spend on the sun beds or spray tans - lol.:D:D