An alien warship has landed and is taking all the sexy and intelligent people away.
Don't worry, you're all safe. I'm just writing to say goodbye!
Type: Posts; User: cantwell4
An alien warship has landed and is taking all the sexy and intelligent people away.
Don't worry, you're all safe. I'm just writing to say goodbye!
The Penis Poem: :(
My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout.
Time was, when, on its own accord, from my trousers it would spring, ...
Apart from all the bitching between individual members here, I fully agree that the Review system does, itself, need reviewing.
There are too many false reviews appearing for a start. I know Sarah,...
I agree with Taylor of Manchester, keep a note on your phone, even enter them as phone pest 1, phone pest 2, and so on, then you don't answer your phone when they ring back on that number.
ALSO,...
Hey Bitoffun, I replied earlier but text went astray, it seems.
I haven't been cruising in a while, but I frequently see girls still touting for business, whenever I pass the area, so I know the...
Hey Chopsuey, get over it! I've also just had a look at her profile and Notatwork is dead right, she is no oil painting, you certainly missed nothing with her. Even her "positive" reviews have a...
An over the hill escort called Lizzy,
Still somehow can keep herself busy.
Which all goes to show.
How low punters can go.
Just to get their rocks off with blonds dizzy.
...
I got blown by an escort called Lizzy,
When I came she got ever so giddy.
She said that was funny,
I don't want yer money,
Cos yer cum still tastes ever so yummy!
There was a young punter called Dave,
Who screwed a dead whore in a cave.
Said Dave I admit I'm a bit of a shit,
But think of the money I save.
I'm a tall, mature male, married etc, but have always had a passion for being sucked by young guys - even when I was young myself.
I'm based in Cork, but am in Dublin every month, and would like to...
This thread just saved me 300 or 400 euros. adult-blow-job
You can accidentally sit on my face anytime, and stay till your pussy goes meooooooow! adult-cunnilingus
Sorry, I accidentally added my animal sex story under Oven Ready Eddie's post on 1st page. Purely accidental, and didn't mean to jump the queue! adult-doggy-style
Many years ago I was with a girl I was seeing from time to time. I knew she was bi, and had a girlfriend that was a more regular visitor than me.The girlfriend, lets call her Marie, was too butch for...
Well done Brenda, A full 36 hours has elapsed since your last thread on this subject, and, despite provocation, you have desisted from responding as you have in the past.
You've got my admiration,...
Brenda, I must concur with Big Daddy, you're not doing yourself any favours here.I like your photos, and initially liked your approach, but for a long time now I've dismissed any notion of ever...
I was just questioning the maths, really. The amount is of no significance. Since you replied to me it would appear you've cancelled the duo for this tour. Does this mean the original dates now...
Hi Lizzy, Happy New Year to you. I've a question in relation to the above charges. You say its 175 euros for 30 mins, but for double that time, i.e. 60 mins, you charge double that fee PLUS 25 euros....
Thanks Liz. Glad to see you've got the situation in proportion, and also that you've got the support and confidence of Patricia and Sarah, who've also come under fire from similar sources.
I wasn't...
Maybe you should do the same for a while, Lizzy. I admire you for having balls (sic). We all do, but why wage a one-woman campaign? Just look after yourself for a while. Do your business, make your...
Yes Punterexpert, but thugs like this are great at intimidating femals, or getting someone else to do their dirty work. I agree with you, ignore him, thats what I would do (actually he's the one that...
Fair enough, you seem to be a person of strong character and personality, wise enough to decide for yourself (though I do get the feeling there's been an attempt to intimidate you here).
There's...
I agree fully that 6ish is not afternoon, and that, without adaguate excuse, is a bad signal. More importantly, I believe, is your own intuition.
You cannot put in an email what you feel in your...
Do your own thing, Lizzy. I've always found the only one I can rely on is myself, and even then not all the time! Seriously, if this girl is asking you for your companionship, for support on her...
If by 2nd week of January you mean the week of the 5th then I will see you for sure, but if you mean the week of the 12th I'm gonna miss you once more, 'cos I'm away 'till the 22nd! Really glad...