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Congratulations to Patty on earning over 100 well deserved positive reviews. Well done Patty xxx

I'm a simi skilled brain surgeon..

I used to dream like that when I was your age. Before Mr. Bradford and Mr. Bingley came into my life :):):):):)

Hand gliding? ah yes wanking (not to be confused with hang gliding) The hand glider/wanker of the sugarloaf who you called grandad or the silly old c**t, was not in fact related to you. He was the...

You'l be a pensioner sooner than you think anon, believe me. When you reach that magic age i'l let you have axess to my data base of cheap rides :):):):)

No has to be a woman, i'm old fashioned. Thanks anyway:):):):)

Sorry son, it has'nt been easy sinse your gran lost interest in the old porridge pump. Now f**k off and let the ladies respond:):):):)

Thanks wiseguy, but your grandad (r i p)caught a dose of clap off your granny which caused his sad demise, so I'd frefer not to have contact with any of your family as you are probably all infected ...

Any ladies doing reduced rates for pensioners, might suit part timer or simi retired. She would'nt have to be a model or be in the first flush of youth ... North Tipp/ Offaly /Laois anywhere:):):):)