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Young Bodyguard.
Your still quite new to this site and so far your behaviour has been superb. Keep up the good work.
Your always a tough one to find a nice gift for, you have the full range of...

Its a start Highway...

Ah Young Dom. a grand wee lad..
I have been asked to give you a present. One of the members is upset with you for some reason and asked me to give you...

you stupid little boy.
I just saw your completed application for mc Donalds.. are you totally thick?
If X= moran.. well then you do have the X Factor..
Face facts. you will be lucky to get a job...

Ah Wee Eoghan..

All i am going to give you this year is advice..
Your maths teacher gave you something earlier this week.. us...

Patience my children.. only a week to go now...

Little miss " I know it all"..

As usual you have your information wrong.
Things have changed over the years.

All the toys get made in China..
I have a Condo In Vegas, where i spend most of...

Young Highway.

You always were a greedy little sod. Never happy with your lot, so you resorted to stealing from those more fortunate..

I got you the present you asked me for..

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Arnold,
how many times have you to be told, DO NOT EAT THE BLOCKS IN THE URINALS, they make you halucinate.. now go to bed and sleep it off. You are not the terminator.. you are just a silly little...

yes... very nice Arnold. I'm not sure what your problem is, but i bet its very hard to pronounce..

ho ho fuckin ho... bleedin muppet, terminator my arse... regurgatator more like.. always was an...

Go away you silly little boy. We all know that the gun you have is from the starsky and hutch playset i gave you two years ago and your badge is fron the professionals playset i gave the year...

Do you think your funny young lady?

remember the christmas when you wrote to me and asked to be Beautiful... well i can work that magic the other way too...
so be careful...ho ho ho

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dont mind that Brenda brat.. she'll get what she deserves..:mad::mad:

Two of my favorite little girls, always good and kind, especially carmen, a real geantle soul.

as you have both been very...

Dear Eugene,

I'll tell you what, I'll send you a round trip plane ticket to the North Pole, so when you get here i can kick some sense into your fucking head.

Who names thier kid Eugene? I'll...

nice spelling Arnold.
You will find it is spelt, Brenda....
You will find you are well on your way to career in waste disposal. How about i send you you a fucking dictionary, so you can learn how...

Big BAD John

you have a cheek asking me for presents again this year.
Have you forgotten the last few years? well i have not and neither have my reindeer...

Do you remember your little prank...

Young master Rimmer..

I know the young lady in question, she is on my VERYnice list. a pretty little thing. you wouldnt believe the things she has asked me for.. made my hair turn even whiter.. ho...

Young Brenda.. you little minx.. you know the rules.. no cash only presents.
ho ho ho .. i've got you some nice lingerie tho,

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and some...

Ahhh Weee Clanence, ho ho ho
You poor messed up child..

I see you have another list for me.. i got your last letter two weeks ago and i've had my top elves working on your special request night...

Now Eddie be nice to Luther.. remember.. i am always watching... and i saw that..:mad:

Little Eddie.. i remember when you were just an egg.. havnt you grown..ho ho ho

world peace..ho ho ho.. thats a tuffie.. what about a 10,000 piece world jigsaw.. that will take your mind off...

ho ho ho..

Young Luther.. your new to this place.. your syill on my good list.. ho ho ho

I will put the list in with all your other presents om christmas eve.

ho ho ho .. dont forget to...

Ho ho ho..

Young Richard Cranium..

You always were a wild child...
now be a good little boy and run along and play with the rest of the boys and girls or i wont bring you the junior cross...

Hello boys and girls,
Its that time of year again, I've made my list but like always all the boys and girls on E-I are causing me problems, so i want to check who's been naughty and whos been nice...