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A gift for her.
NOT something that will bring tears to my eyes:D




I like your way of thinking.

What is the most unusual gift an escort got?
I need ideas.

Tired of bringing chocolates and wine,and would like more off the wall ideas for a change.
Money not a problem but I need more...

Wow....who knew about David he was truly a dark horse

Married off to Sauls daughter for a dowry of one hundred Philistine foreskins.

Arise Prince Blackhawk indeed may your legacy last....and...

very simple really Sarah

Once upon a time their was 2 kingdoms and 1 was ruled by King David the other ruled by queen Patricia....or depends on the way you were standing it was king Patricia and...

I think a clarification needs to be made here.

The name of this thread is "Crazy is as crazy does".

NOT.........."Children does a dudu all over a thread"

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Excatly!!!

There was an eagle who lost an egg one
day,and as
fate would have it, the tiny eagle egg was
found by
a hen.
.
She took the egg home to the chickens coop
and

https://youtu.be/eJdywN-g-YM


Ellen barkin nicest granny ever.

Another thread made me think.

Was there ever such a cheeky crazy punter
that an escort had on a appointment,where the escort had to read between the lines on the pms,and the appointment turned...

Wild guess!!

But I say it's because you addressed the lady by her surname twice,annabel is her first name.
Guessing she turned you down on a social cuppa coffee that your usually used to with...

Vegetable root

Statistical Data of Different types of phone call duration:
*Boy to Boy* 00:00:59

*Boy to Mom* 00:00:50

*Boy to Dad* 00:00:30

*Boy to Girl* 01:23:59

*Girl to Girl* 05:29:59

A relit cigarette never tastes the same unless of coarse your vaping which is another story entirely.

Just think..there are about twice as many nipples on earth as there are people.

Humans share 50% of their dna with bananas.

When you remember something, you're only thinking of the memory of...

https://youtu.be/TA4-teCZ9kI

Sumo squats

There once was a man who loved tractors, I mean he absolutely LOVED them. He had tractor models, tractor wallpaper, remote control miniature tractors, tractor board games, even some tractor...

Better snow

Uisce beatha .......his farewell ode was class

Full life ....told it as it is.

And young Wats coz he is a funny funny guy and mostly because he doesn't get old.

https://youtu.be/ZZJdQ5Nf7yA

Chunky joe

Killer joe

Pilot episode

Launch zone

https://youtu.be/aXO6FBVh0oA