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90 % of bald people still own a comb , they just can't part with it .

A good run of a pump :scratchchin:

I'd phone twice , if they don't answer send a text . If there's no response then move on .

Whatever you do don't ring before 10 in the morning or 9 in the evening.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it !!!

I got mugged today.

He pointed a knife at me and said , " Your money or your life ? "

I told him I was married so I didn't have money or a life .

He gave me a hug and we cried together, ...

The vast majority of escorts aren't exactly honest about their nationality.

Their nationality is irrelevant to me once they're honest about their sex ( as in they're female) I'm happy ;)

Gia is the lady for that. Unfortunately she has moved to Germany, you'll have to visit her there or wait for several months until she pays us a brief visit.

It's mostly to do with his mental health and beliefs.

FYI it's they're, not their !! ;)

I'm with you on that little shite putin .

Not sure about the rest of your rant :scratchchin:

He doesn't hate you Mr Rubble, think he'd like an overnight with you :p

Indoctrinated religious types are the most stubborn/ deluded people on the planet. He might go on hunger strike next :rolleyes:

What are we going to do with you Robert ? :banghead:

I live in Wicklow and I certainly am attracted to Japanese ladies :)

I've travelled to Belfast for an overnight, Galway for a threesome and Cork on a couple of occasions. I knew all the ladies so I didn't mind the journey, doubt I'd go that far to meet someone I...

See you later , love you xxx

Love you too.

Babe , it would mean a lot to me if you'd put some X's at the end of your replies xxx

OK, , love you too Donna , Jackie, Karen and Becky .
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Natural enhanced, great oxymoron :D

Advertisers aren't always one hundred percent honest ;)

Only two escorts I've met have shaken my hand on arrival.

I've no problem divulging personal information to a lady but only after we've met several times.

I honestly can't remember if you shook my hand when we met.

I think when you're about to be intimate with a client in a matter of minutes a hug is more appropriate, just my opinion.

I hate when meeting an escort for the first time they shake your hand on arrival, I know at the end of the day it's a business transaction but a handshake is too impersonal imo . I hate it when an...

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That photo of me must be around 20 years old :D

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They do what they're told by their superiors . They've no interest in targeting independent ladies who work on their own .

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I don't lick arses , I do like licking other parts of lady's anatomy :tongue: