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They probably don't answer daft questions for one thing

jez, have to say i thought escorts sharing in a hotel was a myth, certainly I've never experienced it, by the way the stairs in that hotel are a hard left inside the door, the lifts, even uncarded...

Might as well try to nail jelly to a ceiling 🙄

Maybe one of each might be an option, try and please all of the people all of the time 🤣

🤣, stop stirring the pot, just leave me out of it, I’ve no skin in the game if hostilities break out down that end of the country, it’ll be marching season up here soon and I’ve only enough rocks...

I’d class myself as nervous enough on a first meet so I appreciate clear instructions on location in advance ideally, I’m punctual so I’d expect the same from any escort I’d meet, all this just...

Ah here look, I didn’t set out to throw shade on anyone’s achievements, nor to offend anyone.

Here’s my mindset, very early on in this game I met an escort who taught me a lot about the work, at...

:ireland2::firing::firing::firing::firing::firing::firing::ireland2:

Anyone else picturing an auld bhoy wrapped in a cork flag angrily stabbing his keypad under a framed picture of Micheal Collins, I feel bad getting him riled up before bedtime, settle T, was only a...

Yeah but it’s a dry heat…almost as annoying

I guess anyone offended by any of my opinions is just going to have stay offended because I’m happy to stand over them.

Firstly my interest generally decreases as the review count rises, more...

Ah good stuff, forgot that, must get the factor 10 and my thong out…..settle ladies, form an orderly queue 😉

I’m a bit embarrassed for you that you spent time brooding over a throw away comment about your county, you should learn to take a joke, chill out a bit bhoyyy🤣.

I’ve learned over the years that less is more in all things, no different here, these awards obviously have value to you but little or none to me, they’re divisive and having witnessed the in...

Maybe I’m as odd as fuck, no hold on, I know I’m as odd as fuck buttt….a huge number of reviews is a wee bit of a turn off for me, there I’ve said it, not much an escort can do about it I suppose, I...

I don’t know, I remember a meet once where the champagne was room temperature at best, I mentioned it and she called me a snob…I was that shocked I nearly dropped my monacle, I stayed but there was...

The “80 euro for 30 mins” of the robot lawnmower world, will get the job done but don’t expect any extras 👍

First decent day of spring…only thing is that it’s supposed to be summer 🤣

As you said, normal service will resume shortly
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I doubt the title is worth the envelope let alone putting anything into it, I mean does any guy go “oh she has an EOTM I simply must see her”.

I’m always up at 5am, I don’t get out of bed until about 6:45am though 😉

and the Eurovision

I think his imagination is over active along with other parts of him 🤣

Agree on the basement car park, just park and walk outside, key cards aren’t standard across hotels, even if you end up in a carded one just step in with other users, get off on their floor and use...

We have a winner 👍

Be a lot handier for punters if ladies would consider hanging a towel from their window…just sayin😉