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    And pray for me as last time i got a 'hard on'...

    And pray for me as last time i got a 'hard on' and thought this cant be right,,,,,,sexy young ones sitting beside me dressed in an inapropriate manner for mass ... years ago,men and women sat on...
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    You could argue that you dribble, and after all...

    You could argue that you dribble, and after all God will know whether you are lying through your teeth or penis
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    If you ever used condoms, I think that is still a...

    If you ever used condoms, I think that is still a sin,,, Better for your soul if the lady to uses the pill or some other form of contraception such as coitus interruptus.
  4. Thread: viagra

    by Gobshite
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    viagra

    Next year you will be able to buy viagra over the counter without prescription in England, and probably the north........This is to cut out the illegal trade......makes sense
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    Expensive wives

    The most expensive wives are those who do not want sex.

    I picked the following phrase from a comment that another poster made;



    ( No, im not jealous of those that have to pay for sex im...
  6. Thread: Site Down?

    by Gobshite
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    Site Down?

    Thats the message I had been getting.

    Was it down for maintenance?
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    Escorts would normally be at church on a sunday...

    Escorts would normally be at church on a sunday morning.
  8. Thread: Donald Trump

    by Gobshite
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    Must say that I also find it amusing.

    Must say that I also find it amusing.
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    Its pretty good when you are knackered.

    Its pretty good when you are knackered.
  10. Thread: Gossip folks

    by Gobshite
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    Heard that Bollocks was an intellectual genius...

    Heard that Bollocks was an intellectual genius with many genii in his brains and ballz
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    dont get it

    dont get it
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    I see American Kate will be back in the next day...

    I see American Kate will be back in the next day or so.

    We should all give her an additional tip in recognition for her expressing her views so capably.
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    It may be, Kate, that she needs psychiatric help....

    It may be, Kate, that she needs psychiatric help. She also needs support.
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    I hate fucken feminists.

    I hate fucken feminists.
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    Very useful.............they can direct you to...

    Very useful.............they can direct you to right appartment,,,,,,,,,,and give a little inside info too.
  16. Yeh,,,she was nearly as good as the...

    Yeh,,,she was nearly as good as the wife,,,,,,,,but not all favs advertised were available
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    Gobshite is alive and...

    Gobshite is alive and well............................Rarely bothers to respond to all the shite threads that are on here now.

    Gobshite still gets erections,,,and is at present erecting a garden...
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    He only knows how to use them phones, with the A...

    He only knows how to use them phones, with the A and B buttons.
  19. Thread: Mounjoy

    by Gobshite
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    Mounjoy

    If you had the misfortune to end up in Mountjoy, could you marry your cell mate, if you were single?
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    She looks fantastic

    She looks fantastic
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    Mathematical Calculations

    There are roughly 800 escorts on E! to day.
    If each has an average of 5 clients per day
    And if each client produces say 10 ml of semen

    That works out at 10 x 5 x 800 mls =40,000 mls
    Divide by...
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    FORGER. .................................... I...

    FORGER. .................................... I really enjoy being offered drinks and chocolates that other clients have given to some of my favourites

    I am overweight
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    I love tatoos, but like them to be discreet.

    I love tatoos, but like them to be discreet.
  24. Thread: Naked people

    by Gobshite
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    Can you record it for me.

    Can you record it for me.
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    I was too religious for too long. I believe in...

    I was too religious for too long.

    I believe in the God of Nature, and I believe that my God wants me to enjoy what he gave me...............and that is a fine penis ...............to pleasure...
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