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Nothing worse than turning up with 95 octane unleaded Prosecco to an appointment even when you try and explaining that it was either that or a 6 pack of Dutch Gold :shrug:

There are a lot of people on here who may have a lot to lose should things go wrong and they will always hear the negative threads but ATEOTD once one uses some common sense there is very little to...

As someone who has had the pleasure of tasting the honey of many ladies over the years all I can say it that I haven't once had an issue.

You must remember these ladies are professionals and...

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

Can't say I've been to too many hotels over the years but I've certainly become quite adept at finding my way around apartment blocks.

I hope you're celebrating with a lovely lady :)

It's been 12 years for myself. I've some brilliant memories, met lots of lovely ladies, made great friends and ended up in situations and places...

I had really bad acne — I was on Roaccutane for a while which really did work but after I finished the course of that drug the acne returned, but definitely not as severe!

For me reducing my...

Regardless of your religious beliefs or your opinions on this they/them pronoun fashion of late, this entire ordeal could have been handled very differently so as to not have escalated to where it is...

I wonder how many guys actually believe the ladies when they say this? :scratchchin:

A vehicle moving on Grafton Street at 09:15 on a Sunday morning isn't going to look as suspicious as one there at say 04:00. Goods vehicles have access to Grafton Street between 05:00 and 11:00 so on...

It's a bit like going down to Xtra-Vision, spending ages trying to choose a DVD, bringing it home to watch and then returning it to the shop afterwards compared to clicking a few buttons on a remote...

I think with internet shopping today that their time was limited. They were very handy years ago but today their appeal isn't so good. I have not bought anything in Argos for about 20 years whereas...

I would imagine with many ladies that it is the idea of swallowing that is most off putting them. It's one thing to have cum in your mouth but it's a different thing trying to try and swallow it - we...

Should all be common sense really — but unfortunately common sense isn't all that common these days.

As for forgetting socks.... The mind boggles LOL

I did forget my car park ticket once — it...

Firstly, remember that everyone has to have their first visit to an escort! You should tell the lady that this is your first visit, that way she will know how best to deal with the situation and you...

Pubs and clubs can open on Good Friday as it is!

Exactly and you can't beat a bit of sexercise for burning a few calories ;)

I can't think of a better way to cum into a new year :D

An old fashioned map? Would that be something like WebCrawlerMaps? :D

As for the telephone box - I haven't a clue what you'd use that for :confused:
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I'm sure I'll here that fella with the jars of Vaseline clanking in the wind as he's hanging around :D

I'm thinking a good workout with a nice lady for an hour or so might help me burn a couple....

We know what it means - but what was the result of the debate? This is old news from what I see, is there any new relevant info on this story is what SteveB is asking.

So you are speaking for all the escorts working in Ireland - do they know you have all this information on them?

Usually not a good sign!

Do you use Google Translate by any chance? :bigeyes:

That and many other things ran through my head when I saw this post.

I was once in a pub where I saw a young girl who was pregnant sitting on her own sipping on a glass of Guinness. Initially I...