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51.Never pass a toilet
52.Never trust a fart
53. Never waste an Erection

Yo moma has the biggest coastline :D

(it must be Friday, folks!)

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I generally sacrifice two or three chickens a month, maybe a goat if I fancy an overnight

Classic :lmao: !!

Punctuation.. what a wonderful thing :D


: 'Fuck me ! Doc, you have had it hard tonight lol !'

: 'Fuck me Doc ! You have had it hard tonight lol !'

But with too much time, would it not get too dry ? Like firewood ? Burns hot, but burns too quick :) ? x

Is it not better to have a slow and measured fire that'll keep you all night :D ?

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I heard somewhere the 2011 vintage turf was much better than 2012 ? But if you mix-n-match them, give off a good heat :D ?

Hey just cos I live in a bog doesn't mean I'm a bogman! FFS I'm not from Kerry :D



a) I claimed Batmanship since the very second I was born :cool:

b) I'll settle for being publicly accepted...

You silly man :D

It was Dark Knight who attempted to claim Batmanship !! But he just tryin' :) xx

You the AWESOME-est of 'em all :lmao: :hug: xx

Thats the concussion talking


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My,what a day. I fear this day in advance for weeks. You have to buckle down to the task and dig deep. As a top performer, you have to sit down and be counted.

Toasted rasher sandwich with...

Queen of what?

What the feck do you lot think, because you Clyde and JamesTwit are trying to run some popularity club you will effect how others feel? I don't post anymore sweetie, but between you...

Yes Stephanie. Hypocrisy, they name is.

Do you remember those crazy 6 wheelers?

No. I make it very clear from the start that this is no strings attached and if they want a piece of my action in the real world. . Join the queue biatch..

Something much looked forward to is here!

Illusions, Expectations, Happiness, Sadness , Extasis & much more moods this can bring ...

FORMULA 1 races start this Sunday !!!!

If I would be always horny, in need of sex most of the time, not to say all ... will I wait for clients or go out looking for cocks to satisfy my need?!

Also, why men think women has to be horny...

I will put you on ignore quickly before the pm goes through :) xx

no clothes do not make someone, its a shallow outlook coz u could end up overlooking a good person

as long as someone is hygienic and clean, obviously work clothes get dirty now, but cares for...

usually only one ass in these situations mate..the one that expects the escort in the pictures...lol

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Just want to wish a sexy happy new year to all the lovely girls in here (and everyone else).
Especially to those amazing ladies I have been fortunate to meet this year, hopefully i'll get to meet...

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A client should not be forced to participate on the forum to enable them to review. There are many reviewers who are honest and fair who choose not to use the forum and this is their...

Some one sent me a text this evening calling me a 'messer' I didn't really understand what they meant, until I saw it in this context. Cheek! lol. I had already put him down as 'prick' in my phone...

aw babe, cant you get one of your many admirers to pay for it? You should of had Usernamed on overtime ;) xx



Seems like you arent a great liar so I'd stay away from escorts if your in a...

Pmsl Mer ,reminds me of the shark that spotted the submarine,he went looking for a tin opener to get at the human beans.