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This will really make me think about my future as a punter, I can honestly :rolleyes: say I always believed that the girls were genuinely delighted to see me at the door and those moans of ecstasy...

(I know it's long but its you have to Read it Completely - absolute madness)

Don't take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you DON'T know.

Now get this. I was...

But Rayden, what percentage of those escorts you have seen were new, we all expect the odd bad review for a new girl, even for the more established but when a person consistantly sees new ladies and...

-Starfish,
-Cowgirl,
-Doggy,
-69,
-Missionary,
-Hanging off the chandellier... lol

Just a few of my favorites... in order of preference lol

A frolicking good day to you all :)

God himself wouldn't have as much success with the ladies than some of these guys :rolleyes:

but you are from cork and you lads are always complaining about something anyway:D

top 6 reviewers .....by top I mean most prolific writers of reviews have approx 650 reviews posted of which 17 negative. a helluva strike rate

you can't write it on your own tits james!!!!

I had an experience last weekend that has left me shaken. I’ve decided to share this on the forum in the hope of getting some moral support.:sad:

I had an appointment with a young lady that I had...

Talk... About you... Pfft don't flatter yourself lol :P

jaysus dats mad isnt it, then she cud offer strap on to really confuse things and at halloween dress up as a man. mind fuck or wat.

my opion, she be allowed advertise as female, i think, actually...

That wasnt the picture. These were pictures of the current Miss Mexico.

In that case, I think one of those cats is underage.:p

Been logged in here all day I think. There was a thread earlier that had potential, but it was locked.:)

Very strange.....a girl with a high forum profile and no reviews ! Brings to mind another girl, I just can't remember her name...Sweet was it or Sexy or.....

ok she sound fab ....but you have moved on ......and,?
im tired now ,comicbookguy..i embrace new members and dont like to see them hanging when they have the balls to post a thread ,but its late ,im...

hygiene... yes,you have right. but there's something else:
RESPECT. sometimes,you receive what you give. be nice if you want that the girl you see be nice with you. i don't make differences...

RIP to Peter Falk who played Columbo. It was a great show in it's day. Every episode was similar. He would follow the killer around and treat him like a buddy. Then at the very end there was always...

"Class, today's assignment is to spell and use the word 'DOUGH' in a sentence."

"Jane, you go first..."
“…..Dough, D O U G H …..Italians make pizza with dough."

Very good, Jane......

Try role play: get her to book into a hotel and you knock on her door as if she were the escort

Just a thought!!!


Nina
xx

I would just call her to be sure.

Give up booking the ladies but stay active on E-I ??? Yeah, right !! :D

A store manager in Augusta, GA., told police he observed a male customer on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket. When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an...

JC: Show us yer tits love....

Escort: I will in me hat....

Lol.

Nah its not

you wouldn't steal a hand bag
Then why would you steal a movie

As ed byrne would say
How the fuck do you know I wouldn't steal a hand bag, I'm drunk at 4 o clock ib the afternoon...