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Thanks for the messages, texts, anguished emails. In answer to the general question, I am semi retired, yes. In both England and Ireland. Anyone who reguarly checks my various...

Good grief, some clients have barely got to grips with the Internet. Forum posters aren't that green, but forum posters are in a serious minority.

I'd say Russia was. It's a bit odd how everyone's freaking out about Trump and none noticed Putin recalling all diplomats and moving his nuclear missiles to point at the west from the Polish border....

They are having a bit of a fit at that idea.


http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/666233/Romania-European-Union-migration-prostitution-EU-referendum-crime

Ya, that's true. I spoke to Patrik in the office at 6.55am the other morning. I was kind of surprised to find anyone there. Shout out to Patrik!

This thread is interesting. Firstly, why do you actually bar people from taking the same profile name? Because you don't want others pretending to be that user. So to then state you can't do the same...

I doubt anyone does take it to heart. It's just something to gripe about. Internet forumites are the biggest whingers in history.

Ahem. If we were fussy how would you ever get laid?

Besides, silver foxes are generally cuties. It's the young ones full of spunk and hope that you have to pin down like a wild octopus and train.

Erm...who is in a wheelchair?
I would know, I've met him several times.

The problem is these forums are like Chinese whispers, you read something somewhere and then before you know it its...

Torn frenulum? I know. If anyone mentions nibbling a clitoris I want to bandage mine and hide it.

Charmed, I'm sure. I'm not sure I missed you. Whoelsedidyouusedtobe?

Lightweight

Yes. That's the pink squishy bit that attaches the head to the shaft. Hereafter known as the danger zone.

It wasn't me who bit it. It was the chick before me, so if you went near it he got a bit jumpy and started repeating the tale. Sigh. So no one mentioned tearing it if you sat on it. The screaming,...

Oh yep, regular occurrence. An ex of mine had to be flown to the mainland for emergency surgery on the frenulum. S'ok now. Sadly.

It's only a bit of blood. I'm fine after mouthwash. Clients are a bit pale mind.

Slightly precarious request. I've very sharp teeth. Before we know it you could be in A&E squealing about how you only asked for a nibble.

Because the ip can be covered by a proxy, or in the case of really lazy people, a general area. Only in certain situations can it be directly pinpointed.

Spreading rumours? Nope, it's not a rumour, it's the truth. You made a mistake, as you usually do. I also have all of your emails, your reviews are public knowledge and can also be linked, and I'm...

It's interesting you should say that MrNiceGuy, who are you talking about? Oh, that's right, me. The escort you have reviewed twice and begged to see a thousand times.

Ei have my ID and can verify...

Thought this might interest some of you

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/28/woman-laura-lee-wins-right-judicial-review-northern-ireland-sex-work-law?CMP=share_btn_fb

That didn't even make sense. All that hanging around on street corners waiting for your latest lashers clients is obviously not floating your boat anymore. Hey, did you read that article about Viagra...

I shall be positively angelic. Think...Lucifer.



Nope. You should also lay off fucking your granny, incest is illegal.




I missed you too snookums. The way I miss thrush.

This thread is like the twilight zone. I loved that series, full of b movie actors, drama llamas and death :D

Well, myself perhaps :)

You seem very touchy today. Take Valium.