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I know. It was breaking news on CNN, Fox, Sky and RTE after I posted on this thread.:)

If you snore you are Chuck Norris and a radius of 1,000 km, you will then need a hearing aid.

Chuck Norris throws the ball when playing basketball for 3 points and 5 points marks a cosh ...

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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburned. The sun gets Chuck Norris-burned

No problem with sex 3 times per day.

But with the same girl?????

Perhaps the greatest defender this county has ever had, Paul McGrath, gentleman off the field but the greatest defender on the field, I had the privilege of meeting Paul few times and the nicest man...

Yeah....thats fair enough Anita but would the "eater" not be gettin whacked in the chin by the nut-sac of the fellow going in the old "tradesman's entrance"???? Thats a very understanding 3rd Party...

I've always set the bar high I give you that .:lol doc

looove this scene, just love it

Why would he stop even after it got serious? If all my married, engaged, partnered clients stopped visiting me, I would be in serious trouble. I love marriage its what keeps my business going. I...

Nobody run from door yet so i look attractive?That must say punters who have and had pleasure to saw me xxx

ment to type where you find out how many you have ignored can't remember using it but porb did when i was pissed some night

F*ck it Danny you're full of inspirational ideas tonight :D When I make my first million, I'll be sure to buy you a pint... I could maybe stretch to a bag of crisps as well but that's it! :lmao:

eh? what am I getting dragged into?

dom

not that sure about anita..she might not come..would you,Anitasizzle? :D

I'll see if I can get a loan off Mr Fussy. They say he's loaded.:)

i thought this was cleared up a while ago......its simple its a new feature e-i uses to make some more money from the hard working girls on this site.

Is that Chinese for 'take-away'? lol

What was that Danny? You're on my list.....

sorry danny i have a vehicle to travel

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..and money
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Nice to see you back DANNY on a proper forum get in E-I

love Tiff x

Welcome back Danny. I kept the forums warm for ya. This place wasn't the same without you...

I supposes after waking up across the road after a sleep of 3 years your job there is done. So it was...

not Steven Seagal..better Vin Diesel..:D:D

Nom Nom Nom xxxxxx

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Welcome back xxxxx

:D Kicking is such a harsh word.