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So so true :lmao:

May I send you a BOOKING PM ?

Usual EI discount applies yeah?

I'm gonna aim for around teatime.....chippy tea? My treat? curry sauce?

goodnight Dave

Fully paid up member, got the badge and everything!

sorry, just not the "LICK the escorts ass club"

I hear you bro!
Sometimes you are King of the Mountain, other times a lowly goat herder. No rhyme or reason.
Poor lady sometimes thinks its her, and then you have to reassure.
Its no "biggie"...

One thing I never understood is why they don't just castrate or chemically castrate paedophiles???

Wouldn't that stop them doing it again?

And cut their Mickeys off

I cant see anyone having...

Good post and very true

Not yet but I hope to be! Just show her the money and its gravey... And chips

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Ha, nice first post mystery caller :lmao:

Jessyca is only here tonight and tomorrow I think. You didn't say where you were, so I assumed Dublin.
A lovely lady and very energetic, the cleaner and more respectful you are, the more fun you...

Pretty damn good as it happens!
But you have to be quick.

Get your horny little bottom to see jessycal wild

Bonfide A++ porn star as reviewed by yours truly.

Better bring your A game...

Ohhhhh you little wind up merchant!

You know perfectly well that Claudia. Soapy and jessyca will vouch for me!

Sometimes actions speak louder than words. I'm a huge admirer of kyla, and one day...

I haven't even started yet commodore fan boy!

You're in there Saul!

Love your post and positivity.... I'll pass but thank you for making me smile!

Why are we supposed to please or impress you steph?
What qualities do you bring yourself to the forum?
What have we all to gain by pleasing you?

Theres no I in team, and I'm afraid you are very...

So, no chance of that tits PIC then? That would make my weekend..... Thanks steph :(

How can I review my girlfriend? :dunno: :D

I used to really like IDF, but he's a commodore fanboy and we all know Sinclair's spectrum was the better machine ;)

Hey buddy... I saw her first ! :D

Errrrr oh yes they would stephy, I've met plenty of women who would make a soldier blush.

Plus I've spoken to her on the phone.

Your not going to get jealous of mods now are you? ;)

Sara Smile"

Baby hair with a woman's eyes
I can feel you watching in the night
All alone with me and we're waiting for the sunlight

When I feel cold, you warm me
And when I feel I can't go...

Like your men ;)

On my Poll, that's how "she " voted!

:dance:

Omg, its really going to happen!!!

Sarah doesn't wear a bra to work... It's part of floki's cuckolding