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See peeps? Damo gets it. Why can't the rest of ye?? FFS :angryfire:

Damo you have my permission to kick everyone's asses.

I'll eat anything woke for breakfast, shit it out, douse it in a gallon of kerosene and set it alight, toss the ashes into a jar, put it inside a nuke and fire it towards the sun! :angryfire:
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Just because:

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You cunts: We thought you were on hiatus?
LDM: I am, but I needed to vent and there's no better audience to suffer it than you useless cunts.

- GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE LEO VARADKAR, WHEREVER THE...

When are they making all the Formula-series cars electric, outside of Formula E that is? You'd imagine with all the environmental stuff going on and the worldwide rush with electric cars, that F1,...

Understatement of the millennium.

Don't ask someone 'if they're okay', when it's quite obvious they're not. That can often act as a sort of trigger, even though nothing was meant by it. People in...

80? I'll be PISSED if I live anywhere near that long.

Is it better to have a broken mind and know that your mind is broken.

Or to have a broken mind, and be blissfully unaware that anything is wrong.

Which is the lesser of 2 evils.

Well written, but you're wasting your time. It won't even reach the TD you are sending it to. It will be picked up by one of their lackeys, and they'll send you a generic reply saying "thank you for...

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The best analogy or metaphor I can use to describe the actual reality of it all... whether...

Is it better to be free but extinct... or imprisoned but extant?

That is a question that plays heavy on my heart.

Life is meaningless. It's an endless series of clusterfucks, and it boils down to sheer luck and coincidence where/who/how/when/etc you're born.

All life on this planet could be wiped out...

Not literally (maybe), but certainly the end of civilisation, if not the extinction of humanity (please, please, please, PLEASE!). I reckon by 2030. I'm not worred about the planet itself. Earth will...

Yes, I love to hate him. You are indeed correct!

Incidentally... I think I might have a career in writing romance novels... or porn director.........

F*ck off back to that nursing home old man!!



So basically... I'm like the runaway lunatic asylum resident around here.

I hate that saying... cos it is the grand summary of my life!

Went out to dinner with a few friends. Grand evening. Nice food. Good wine. Great craic. Most of them are married, a select few of us that ain't. One lady in particular I've fancied for a while....

You just don't appreciate the magnitude of my genius....

Well, that's an awfully personal question isn't it?! Who the hell do you think you are like?? What do you think this place is huh???? HUH???????

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Oh. Umm... ok never mind, pretend...

As ever the scholar.

But at the same time, HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT YOUR ONE TRUE GOD! (me)

And just like that... I've derailed my own thread before anyone even had the chance to read it!

... you're also talking to yourself.

SH'UP!

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Would you like me to write you a purr-scription?