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Look.... I'm doing my best... Alright?

You're dropped from the debating team !

Your Mum can vouch otherwise :)

be jasus i woke up this morning at 7am :o the earliest i have been up in about 6 months haha so anyway i toddled down the stairs to the kitchen i heard something in the kitchen moving so i sneaks out...

The homeless look iffy,
On the bridge of the Liffey
And still try to grope at the girls.
Down on their luck
So your balls they will suck
For a handful of copper and pearls.

aw so is ur avatar i just wanna tickle u lol xx (n do dirtythings lol)

Two words. Two syllables. Ending...off :)

She has now opted out of reviews.

Nah, they're not :) !!

Me bad, very bad, but the first thought that popped into my head when I read the first post :

Ahem.. I have a tight box.. even an average sized man would feel more than...

Morning Mouse xx


I'm glad you like the site :). It only took me a year :D

Woohoo ! Boooooobies.. still only available in persoooooon ;) xx


Hm, it works on iPhone/iPad.. and no, you...

Welcome to LDM's Talk Show with my good self, LDM. Tonight ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest. Please, put your hands together (or paws, whatever) for the one, the only, his royal...

Ah sure stop, you can't win. :D If you place individual relationships over career you're regarded as an eejit but if you place career over relationships you're a negative, defective and heartless...

Ahh bollocks!!! You mean to say Sam, that there are punters who are great in bed!!!!!:eek: Feckin James Cork ruining for all of us!!!!:D


But on a serious note, ditto to all you've said. I am...

men are the same all over the world. some are great, good, okay, average, less than average and totally crap. it doesnt make a difference whether you pay for it or not. and what matters is that...

Did you know that in 19th century Paris, prostitutes were mischievously referred to as Les Grenouilles. Often, if a prostitute had modelled for an artist, as was common, a tiny frog would be...

the last i heard she was workin in the bank, makin lots of money and givin it to frank.

You will have a tough time finding the works of the Marquis de Sade in Limerick Mouser. Im off to sort out my twitch :D

Wait i've just read the paper. It's not an interview mousey, and those 3 old men are judges.

Fucking c*******s

Hahahahahaha

You'll like this, Mousey:

http://www.facebook.com/TheVisualW4nkBank

you are right!!no woman can resisit!!! you are so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :love8:

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does thas count as a romantic shot?

Mousey you always put a smile on my face .

Fucking hell .... I taught a mouse in a kitchen is a health issue ... Call pest control

All of the ladies I have seen are ones that I have,to a degree, interacted with on the boards. So my user I'd is known before I visit.
"Cold calling" is not my thing but thats just me and I...