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I hate to be a killjoy, but don't go and see a girl unless you are excited about seeing her. It would be such a disappointment for both parties!
Definitely ring and talk to a girl who takes your...

I had to submit a photo to get verified, but I definitely wouldn't want it published. It shows my face and the sign we have to write is written in lipstick! (Couldn't find a pen and I was in a...

All the hotels are booked up, and I really don't fancy working from a caravan!

Lucy you sound as lovely as you look. Thank you for all your advice as well, helping out a newbie!
Loves ya baby!

I'm in Derry at the moment, leaving tomorrow. I think escorts do visit, as when I asked if it is a good place to visit I was told that it is.
The guys I've seen have been great. There are the same...

Keeping their socks on when there is no good reason for it.

Booking and not turning up, and not bothering to cancel. It is not only rude, it impacts a lady's business and is unhelpful to other...

I recent enjoyed a trip to Belfast and Dublin. Flicking back through my diary I cannot believe the state of those pages. The number of crossings out on a daily basis where clients booked and then...

Ahiajo con Pollo with Arepas. A thick chicken and potato soup made in Colombia, know as a peasant soup. It has a herb called guascas in it and over my soup I sprinkle coriander and lay ripe avocado...

Got to say I have never had so many timewasters in my life as I've had in Ireland! My diary is a mass of crossings out from where guys haven't turned up. It's annoying, cos it means you can't offer...

France, Spain, Switzerland, Italy. I'd also like to go to Eastern Europe as I have never been there or Turkey. Greece would be good as well! I think I'd need places where there is a lot to see and...

Oh no! Another game for me to get addicted too. Bad Sam!

I'm really sorry to hear about your problem and it can be really embarrassing talking to other people about it. Is there not a sexual health clinic you can go to in your area? In the UK we have GUM...

My name is Ann and I have a lovely white coat with long stretchy sleeves that wraps all the way around me so I can give myself a hug. My favourite place is my lovely white room with padded walls,...

God, if it was me I'd much rather know there and then, so I can go and shower and put some deodorant on. I always do this within 30mins of a guy's estimated arrival time anyway cos I would hate to...

If you don't like the punter, 15 secs is too long..... no amount of money is going to help you get over that. Hopefully most of us weed out guys we are clearly incompatible with on the phone.

I would hope to enjoy all my appointments, but that doesn't mean I want to be paid for 30mins and have the client stay an hour.
Even if I'm really enjoying someone's company, 10 mins chatting over a...

Why do guys book 30 mins?
I was in London on tour and I had a guy book me for 30mins. My friend in the mean time had an hour booking. My client came before hers and left after hers.... yet she...

Ahhhh indeed. It only took me an hour or two to watch the video as my internet connection is playing up.
Loves yer Lucy!
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Amber, if you think you look fat in that photo you need your head examining! You are a gorgeous girl! That photo was deliberately taken with your arse sticking out, to showcase one of your assets. ...

I hate to quote myself.... but I'm going to anyway! I would retype the info, but that would involve far more work! Ax

I used to love my dad coming home from work every day. He'd arrive home, big hugs and kisses then he changed into his casual gear. As soon as he sat in his chair, it was time to make him a gin and...

It appears to have a good ending - both dogs survived the Tsunami and were rescued. It was the next vid with the dog lying with the body of it's young owner that did me in. Hiachi was the name of...

Snogging top of the list, then erotic shower or massage with feathers so you can get into all those nooks and crannies!

Girls are renowned for not wearing the correct size bras. Even different shops will measure you as different sizes. European bra sizes are different to UK sizes, but the girls are no doubt still...

That's my life!
Except I'm about 30 years older and a tad heavier than the girl in the cartoon!