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OCD not a bad thing, doesn't matter if Michelle goes about her Gaff with a feather duster and Mr Sheen all day, I know she will continue it in the bedroom and will polish all knobs and leave them...

Top of the morning too you Chloe
Problem with you, youre too nice, too sweet , too sexy,too friendly, too loving and too damn sexy for your own good.
You need to grab the guy by the balls, twist...

I think that was known as the ATKINS DIET but didn't the poor bugger die of a heart attack

Cherry, would I be right in thinking you got a bald pussy too

Good man Rock,nice to see you back so now with Samlad gone, that would make Floki Our Führer, would it not? :confused:.......:D

Santa, on his way up in the lift with his big full sack
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with fairly strong euro at present, there are saving to be made buying in the UK even after you paid the VRT,
May I ask what you're intending to buy?

our dog is fully house trained so has access to all rooms

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I always dress as a priest when visiting escorts now so I can pretend i'm preforming an Exorcism and once in Manchester when I was shagging the Devil out of one hot crazy lady didn't 2 cops come in....

please please guys, don't forget about our poor escorts in these adverse weather conditions, please check in on them to make sure they are ok.
I checked in on one this morning and brought her a gift...

I would have offered him a freebie then tortured him. Get a loan of a friend's dungeon or hostel ;) The removal of the tongue usually will do the trick

There is a solution Floki

No Dogs = Less Walking


in the meantime there is a product called ketoprofen gel and its excellent

Happy Christmas Floki and you deserve your holiday and its long overdue as look at all the nice holidays you dished out to the members of E-I since your time here :p

is there One for everyone in the Audience ?

good to have you back as we all thought you finally persuaded the wife to give you OWO and that you'd be living happily ever after

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shutit, the last one wasn't an accident you know :rolleyes:

Wow! what a swill bloke

now now kate, you already made a fortune here so good luck with making your next fortune.
Take care and look after yourself

poor zilch, was always complaining about not getting OWO from the missus,,,,,,,


but he's like the escorts on here, telling porkies about his age, 61, yeah right

you're so right floki, its disgusting and stupid not to mention all that waiting would do your head in.
better deals to be had in the UK with lots of stuff for a steal ;)
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thats funny Floki, but chin up! You have succeeded in making me pee my pants anyway

I regrettably used the name Floki with several escorts and they kicked me out but when I said I was Samlad they dropped at my feet :hail::hail::hail:

true zilch, she's got buns you just have to sink your teeth in them but next time don't leave your teeth behind ;)

more like with or without her teeth in, IDF ;) I told you before to stay away from those Old Dear's

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so we can safely say he'll be gone for quite some time then Sophie