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ill let you read that back yourself mate.... i dont need to add a punch line.

I remember living in a flat beneath a nurse who had a very active sex life, and very squeaky bedsprings. Eventually we began applauding after the finish. Only mention it because one doesn't have to...

I know, totally out of character.. lol Must have touched a nerve..

I'll chill in a minute..

What really got me, was why did this man even say "Everything will remain private and I will not...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Cti12XBw4&ob=av2e


Good morning everyone :)

I cannot comment on biting clit but perhaps there are similarities with nipples.

If I compare two favourite ladies. Both have spoken to me about what they like regarding nipples and both were...

Biting cithoris ...bbbrrrr

Saying "I am clean" when clearly can smell haven't washed private part since ages.This is IRRITATING...!

Taking shower in a minute just with water,because who knows...

In regard to the emails being sent around with lists of escorts that QPH has identified as being linked together and giving the addresses of these escort, it is disgraceful that these emails are...

Ok I've been away for a while but today i had to come back cos i have something big to say ....!!!! You see I've been very busy and I've seen and witnessed a lot in working apartments, for starters...

In order to save time I am going to take an instant dislike to you

That's an awful lot of words to be wasting on someone you don't like :p



I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception

If you ask an escort what time she is next available and you then tell her you will / might call her back around that time... It's unreasonable to call back...or even worse, turn up expecting her to...

BB, If sucking cock all night is one of your fantasies, I will step up to the plate with no regard for my own personal safety, and help you fulfill your fantasy :)
Anyway, here is the only way you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2a8TRSgzZY

Lol!

Post. Of. The. Century.

Swimming club?? duuuuuuude....

Good point CG, I could get my knob out in the lift that would save another 15 seconds

When chatting to one escort about the problem of bringing appointments to a close politely..
She looked genuinely surprised and asked.. Do you not hand them their trousers and stand chatting with...

Maybe your right about the state of the country babe!!
However this is a luxury not a way of day to day living...
therefore if you can't afford it then don't fucking do it....
Also money is money,...

Time starts from when the door opens! What you do with tht time is up to you. Also ladies you need to start kicking the guys out on time also. If you allow guys to stay over time without paying they...

I have been in 30min situations where I have been ushered out the door as quick as possible and others both 30mins and 1hr that have gone way over. While I would be annoyed to be sent packing early...

Download an air raid siren alarm call onto your phone :)

But someone recently did it the other way round with me. Booked an hour the first time we met. The last visit, booked just 30 minutes and then had a leisurely shower. My heart sank as I knew he...

It depends greatly on the type of client that is booking the short appointment. If it is just for a quickie, then he should quickly respond to the 'would you like a shower' question.
However, if he...

Clients who book 30 mins are booking a quickie appointment.
The ones who book 30 mins and stay longer are rude. They are piss takers. You will find this happens a lot in Ireland.
I used to be too...

I really don't understand staying over the time especially when I'm really busy anyway if u staying longer at work u will getting payment for overtimes ??lol

That's very presumptuous :p Most of my appointments are for 30mins, mainly for 2 reasons, a lot of the time I don't have an hour to spare so my time is the constraint. Secondly like John Connor I too...