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I like to spend the night before making a mix tape of 90's dance music.... I might even throw in a slow set as well!!

They were a step below a cornetto and a step above brunch

freaky foot was white with red steaks tru it .... Like raspberry ripple


Who remembers when ya could win stuff with the stick??

Cheeky duckers

Residents bar closes at 2....I have shit to do in the morn

They used to be called freaky foot.... Almost sure of it but then I still call snickers a marathon

Spanish quarter...... Must have something to do with all the "Spanish girls" renting there!!!

Even my autocorrect had it's period over it......my bad!!

Watermelon works better...... So I'm told !!!

The very one.... I like me ice cream.

Wibly wobbly wonder???

I'd say you hit the nail on the head alright....... U kinda remind me of J out of The inbetweeners

Did I leave the immersion switched on........ Drives me wild thinking about it

So where's the EGR valve sit in this analogy, not to mention the adblue!!!

Yeah he did speak what he thought, kinda liked his style of posting but......
Some people here forget that we are actually real people and more than likely wouldn't say the stuff we say here to...

All depends what your perception of great is. When I was young lad all I wanted in life was to be rich.

I am now rich but not in monetary terms. My life is full of beautiful people who I care for...

I stood on the very tip top of that spike ... Minus the anal penetration and Albanians in a helicopter it was a exhilarating experience!!

Thanks for making my cornflakes revisit my mouth!!

Sure the young wans here are afraid to even touch mine......... Can't wait to try sticking it in em

Fire starter maybe !!!

I bags the sticker

Milky moos and chalk

A long as it covers up the noise of me bones creaking and crunching I don't care.......

I love a bit of prodigy tho

You must be American or posh...... I only had a mam!!

Just one of the things you don't see anymore
White dog shit for example

Id say it's the only reason she coming back!!!

And really long confusing words.... Reminds me of when Joey started using a thesaurus in friends