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At least we know what a hard Brexit means now

I am far too grumpy to comment coherently on this subject.

I think I will go away and come back next week and it will
have been fixed and reinstated to its former layout.

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“Life can then little else supply but a few good fucks and then you die.”
John wilkes 1725 - 1795

Maybe she thought you "didn't go down too well"

From the thread title I thought you were trying to stuff
it into an old video cassette recorder

A problem indeed, E-I should have a couple
of options eg. Retired/On vacation/Back in x weeks

Which retired or departed Escorts do you miss from "back in the day"?
What year(s) approx did they sparkle on EI?

Cut the grass and hedge and weed and rake and ...
or go out and visit an escort?

Best option would of course be if there were some ladies out there
who fancy a bit of horticultural action....

Good morning Miriam!!
Good morning to all!!
Your looking great, and
its not raining!!

I have just noticed that an Escort I have
been seeing for 5 years has at last aged by
a year on her profile; what a concession to the
march of time! She is by verbal advices still
10 years older...

Just saw a green tab with a tick and "verified" beside
an advertisers age, never saw this before, is it new?
flicked open a couple more and did not see again, perhaps
they havent got around to it...

Good Morning All
The sun has got his hat on, hip-hip-hip-hooray
The sun has got his hat on and he's coming out today
Now we'll all be happy, hip-hip-hip-hooray
The sun has got his hat on and he's...

Ok - what are the rates for :
2 hours (dinner / drinks) & 30 mins (bed time)?
3 hours (dinner/ drinks/ show) & 1 hour?
or is all at advertised rates?

You wouldn't want to trash about too much over on the far side
or you could both hit the earth with a mighty bump.

I shall remind Hodgkins to attend to the
Grandfather Clocks in the West Wing, send
young Wilks to scale the clocktower this evening!

Ok - Room 101 stuff - I am not talking about going out, when
a lass thinks she needs a few extra inches in an particular outfit, I am
talking about in the bedroom, why is it considered sexy to...

It's nice, especially when you a shudder and a quiver :-)

In the post xmas new year period with holidays
and escorts away it would be handy to know who
is returning and when to plan bookings, EI has
a feature that allows Escorts to post return dates
but...

Am I missing something on EI ?
Why do escorts put an email link on their page
and never (40 approx times I reckon) reply and
then when phone, apologies given, why not
just say phone me???