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An out of work pianist with Tourette's Syndrome was strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one sunny afternoon.

Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in the window:...

Hi all and Merry Christmas!

It's now time to declare the NEW Escort of the Month for the 52nd consecutive monthly edition. And this months winner is...
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id say its more like he wore it down while thinking up the reviews m8 ;)


excellent ric btw ..pmsl

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

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An old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge, he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied,

"A can of peaches."

The judge then asked her why she had stolen...

This Crystal?

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XMAS SPECIALS
(PLEASE READ CAREFULLY BEFORE RINGING ME, PLEASE!)

1) CELEBRATING MY 50+ REVIEWS:
- To THANKS you 50+ friends whom WROTE ME A REVIEW.
- I’ll give 30MINS FREE EXTRA TIME on your...

Fair play N73, I always knew you were the epitome of a tart.
I always liked your taste in ladies and you were always a guy whose opinions I valued and still do to this day.... it also helped that...

Actually, in this case, only a few months ago there was some public speculation about this reviewer having been in two places at once when it came to several of his reviews, so I spent all morning...

Premature Evacuation is a bitch.

That's is brilliant thanks for the entertainment I laughed so hard reading this
Great thread :) :) xxxxxx

Pleasure doing business with you!

Thank you so much to everyone I have met in Dublin and I am truly grateful and blessed. I have never received so much compliments, admirers and lovely surprises...

Hi all and welcome to the 51st edition of Escort of the Month. And the winner for November 2012 is...

Sandra

Reviews:...

Dear Gentlemen xxx,
I am planning to spend 3 days in your beautiful city and would love to share my time with you! :)
I would appreciate if you show some interest through P.M.or ringing me! Please...

After the shitty couple of days I have had recently this made me laugh so fracking much

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-tlic5_yMY&feature=player_embedded

I've never done it for the money, all mine were back in my swinging days either impulsive or pre-arranged with selected men of my choice. There was no 'pounding' going on in the way you descrive...

Now I know why I kept waking up all night:D

Alright alright already... I'll stop ffs...

Anyhow your name isnt worth a fuck... I didnt get even one pic..

I'm going back to saying Fussy is my uncle... Much more productive...

If your getting bored maybe your reading too much and not punting enough :rolleyes:
the reason for reviews is to thank the lady & let other guys know if she is the girl in the pics and provides what...

i dont get what your problem is? sure if the review is green sure dont bother reading it if you dont want too ;) its the reviewers choice what they write ;)

its very simply if you want to find out...

I'm all for respect of the escorts here .
So what if some put it in a review , it's no big deal surely .: doc

Who is ready to step up and join us. Be forced to suck my dick and then get fucked in the the ass. Real deal fucked my ass good and turned me into a good slut like i deserved . Loved watching him...

Is it the same person ?
Dalinda
https://www.escort-ireland.com/escorts/dalinda-spanish-female-escort.html

Denise
https://www.escort-ireland.com/escorts/denise19-italian-female-escort.html
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Mr Fussy was a good example for 'top reviewer'.

Articulate, dispassionate and informative.

Now we have THELEGEND and BLACKCAT - am sure both are, eh, delightful, but their reviews are fucking...

This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.

"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks....