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Course they should their paying for the fecking add aren't they:D

rayen

yea there is a lot to choose from granted but rayden ,james cork and benin would be my 3

Glad u could join in ray as ever the wittiest reply

More false modesty Doodles from the Escorts comments about tusa i think ur quote rings true:)

Good suggestion ryder but I think it should also be applied to the reviewers list cause some of them have not reviewed in years.

Brussell sprouts and stuffing... could live off that food alone providing it's prepared by someone else... but for fecks sake preparing and cooking food takes the good out of eating it:)

Sam why not have an extra box where an Escorts Personality can be rated from very personable to very unpersonable if such a word exists

No u don't Ray. Blaming the victim for anything is a dangerous path to go down whatever the situation may be.

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A mobile phone has a password ?:shocked:

As I said Steph it has just been my experience, in general the other posters have had the opposite experience. So overall your statement has more validity than mine.

Steph I'm impressed by ur response , from that alone I'd love to meet up , pity u don't do 1/2 hour apps:(:(

I find that the younger the Escort the nicer she is . By nice I mean polite, friendly and mannerly. I know that this is generalising but in my experience the less young the Escort the more bossy she...

What's your favourite drug?
1 Paracetemol
2 Ibrufen
3 Dispirin
4 Annadin
5 ASpro

Cheers Rayden sometimes its best to nip these little irritations in the bud:p

Shut up bitching and start an original one yourself!:mad:

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Sr71 for your last ever appointment it has to be Sarah (ei username sarahiswet) . Iv'e seen this babe twice this week and she is sheer class (Check out my review for this...

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Thanks Forresst as ever the most helpful .I nominate u for A mod job , It would be handy having one of our own in the engine room;)

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It has to be Watership Downs especially the scene were the poor bunny rabbit dies with that beautiful song Bright Eyes sung by the haunting voice of Art Garfunkel echoing in the...

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Happy Anniversary Sam

Great stuff Mellors I was hoping some of the other posters would write something similar:D

from the goss around here morpheus your the guy all the gals wanna see so enough of that false modesty:)

What do you think an Escort would say if they could review u the Client? Here what I think a Lady might say of me
1 Directions....He has a terrible sense of direction... I spent 20 mins directing...

Ah Janey Shirly it's hard to imagine a little sweet thing like u getting an infraction only joking - i wonder who had the balls to give u an infraction:p

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For fecks sake James don't get urself banned cause this place needs quality posers or sorry I mean quality posters like u on board:)