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Very important advice lads and ladies (sorry for the w word)


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Great post by the way!

Unfortunately I am a middle-aged sad bastard, so my view may be quite different to the other posters.
I have not read the other posts incase they influence my thoughts in...

Humor is a great way to break down barriers between people in any situation. For a one on one encounter between two strangers, you can never script things but there are always opportunities.

Case...

Think it is important a chat and a laught before we go to the bedroom.. Need to feel confi with the lad I will share the bed (even if it is for half an hour), and he should be happy cause I am not...

How right you are !

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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.
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I have just read a very upsetting PM from Exp. If anybody has made those kind of threats to him you are not only pathetic you are ill. I would hope he has forwarded any PM's to the Mods.

I love mature women but wouldnt chance unverified pics!

A salesman knocks on the door of a home and it’s answered by a 12 year old boy
with a cigar in one hand and a half empty bottle of scotch in the other.
The salesman asks the boy, “Excuse me son...

Little Johnny was walking home from school with his mum, telling her about his day..."Mummy, at playtime, I saw Daddy's car go into the woods Aunty Jane was with him".."Oh ",said Mum," carry...

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They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, She notices that one wall of his bedroom...