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All you single guys on EI if you found the love of your life would you stop punting .
I will go first no I so love a bit of strange. Lads before you answer think about the phrase bit of strange our...

great help as always??? U just joined the site today...

Cheers lads great help as always. lol

Have you tried typing with two hands?

You have to be on the register of electors.

You are disqualified only if you are a officer of the court, or have been convicted of a crime within the last ten years, a government employee, over 65...

You're not a proper bloke till you've opened the bonnet, wafted away the steam and proclaimed "Yeah, it's definitely the flux capacitor" while your lady friend looks on.

Oh jesus christ....

That was subtle!

True DL,they needed Fergie there looking at his watch turning redder by the second,lol.

Christmas me arse

Queues for parking
Queues for buying
Queues for payin
Queues for leaving
Queues for the bar
Queues for the toilets
Queues for for the queues
Queues for batteries

The poor nurse, can you imagine at that hour no-one around and all this gawd awful anxiety comes over you, she must have been in such a state

It’s so so sad, that poor woman answered a call and thought she did the right thing. Maybe if a charge of causing death by reckless entrapment was enforced it might stop this type of nonsense. The...

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss still with the big boys go on the celts can't wait for the draw

Remember kids gun maintenance is key. I jest.

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There are a lot of sick basterds out there, this made the news cause it was a rabbit, every day lots of dogs and cats are thrown into rivers. So please if you are thinging of getting a pet for...

Oh cheeky :D the food chain, my lovely, shall never change but mindless cruelty is abhorent to say the least xxx


speaking of food I fancy frog legs for lunch *natalie looks around for...

some real twisted feckers out there

I hate to see animal cruelty :mad:

Bless his owner for jumping in after his pet

Throw a rabbit into the Liffey?

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What a scumbag.

I remember a story an escort told me (she' not here anymore )..she was doin an outcall
in a clients hotel and he booked a male escort as well..the cleint wanted to fuck the female
escort and get...

Ha!!! I thought other people may care. I think they are all parasites and leaches....:)

aghhhhh the picture thay came to mind wasnt a plesant one :bigeyes::vomit:

While many escorts may wonder why you waited all day to shit in her toilet, the dose of nerves in the couple of minutes before entering an unknown apartment could give any fella the shits.

So the other day I went for a carvey dinner at a local hotel, I had roast beef etc with loadsa gravy, it was ok but the gravy seemed a bit stale!
Anyway, I was feelin a bit horny and decided to get...

FFS who calls it 'Emmerdale Farm' anymore?? Emmerdale dude!

NOT THAT I WATCH IT OR ANYTHING! *cough*

I was in Dingle a few times..... had a few very bad fights with that damn dolphin.

Seems a fair point