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Haha!! your gas ladiesmans, Its 2pm in the morning anyone jumping for joy at this hour is on something!! lol

thank you though, lovely compliment, hope we get to meet x

Too long!!! lol! I wouldn't have time for any sex!! lol! we cant have that!

ah messages going back donkeys, Was never going to get through them anyway but still was going to give it a fair stab!...

a bit of a naughty one but sure why not...

There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul,
But you're in the wrong hole.
There's plenty...

thanks lads, Ah loads of mail going back ages but only 20 messages an hour! surely the escorts should be allowed send more,no?

So it will only take me about 48 hours straight to reply to all my emails, looks like I wont be getting any sleep for the next few days! serves me right for being a lazy fecker! ah in all...

Congratulations x

It depends but I often can feel a man pulsating inside me.

I'm liking the shower in the boudoir!

???? I wasn't even aware that there was a clique. Lol so no I certainly am not part of it or plan to be. And I have never ever had anyone banned!! I stopped being active in the community forum long...

Haha My phone number does work. I divert the calls when I'm not working or am booked. Why get your knickers in such a twist over my number. Lol

And probably not yours either. considering your "meh not that pushed" to see me lol xx :argue::nutkick:

Wtf are you actually serious.I did it before??? As if I would waste my money to advertise here just for an ego boast what a ridiculous statement to make. its obviously true what robin Williams said,...

Lol!!! When am I going to get the pleasure of a Willie wack??? Lol

Iam only just back and I have to say I am not impressed with the new site! I paid for my ad and it wasn't even accessible for clients for hours. I wanted to upload new photos and info and it took me...

I wish! but thanks darling,flattery gets ya everywhere! lol!

The one where she drank wine out of bear grylls dirty sock was comical!

now in fairness to myself, who hasn't this happened to? ya forget to put your handbrake on and ya find your car in the bushes!! easy mistake to make!! haha!!

ah thank you so much darling! I wouldnt mind watching htat video again myself! lol!

haha!! no come back! plenty of sexy fun can be had with a skateboard!!! as if i could resist that cute monkey face! x

hahaha!! loving the sexy hairstyle!

hahaha!! no no no your ok! ive suddenly had a flash back!! lol! on a different note, i do love sexy car fun, when the handbrake is on!

yeah im prob a bit safer on a skateboard! lol!

hahahahahaha!!! shut up!!! lol no idea what your on about!

not fair, i wanna come! there is always room for one more???? x

Ah cheers feargal, your making me blush, mwah x