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An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees an old farmer sitting on his porch patting his dog.

He figures he’ll have a little fun, so he says to the old...

Friend 1 : people do many sacrifices for their children

Friend 2 : don't I know it , I had to sleep with my wife for them 😄😛

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A lady was walking down the street
and as she's walking her whole body
is shaking..
She keeps walking and ends up infront
of the post office.. she looks in, still
shaking all over, and says, No...

A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a
cat died.
In heaven all three faced God, who wanted
to know what they believed in.
The German Shepherd said, "I believe in
discipline, training, and loyalty...

A cannibal was walking through the
jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling
somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu.
*grilled Tourist: $5.00
*Fried...

Paddy and Murphy fancy a pint but
only have 1 euro between them.
Paddy goes off and buys a sausage.
Murphy says, "are you mad? Now
we're skint!"
"Come on," says Paddy, "fellow me."
They go...

Little Johnny and a friend go into
the forest and walk around, suddenly
they see a naked woman.
Little Johnny turns around and runs
away, the friend chasses him.
He asks, "Why did you run away?"...

A 93 year old man is sat on the kerb
crying.
A passerby asks, "What's up?"
The old man moans, "I'm 93, married
to a 21 year old Swedish underwear
model who wants sex twice before
breakfast and...

Jack goes to his friend Mike and says,
"I'm sleeping with the minister's wife.
Can you hold him in church for an hour
after the service for me?"
Mike doesn't like it but being a friend,
he...

A woman, cranking because her husband
was late coming home again, decided to
leave a note, saying, I've had enough and
have left you... don't bother coming after
me." Then she hid under the bed...

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My girlfriend has been working
as a magician's assistant for a few
years now and she's picked up a
few tricks.
I came home from work early the
other day to fine her dressed in
her magician's...

Max and his wife Lola received a letter
from their daughter who went to study
modern physics overseas.
SHE WROTE~
"My beloved Parents, I miss you so much
and it breaks my heart to think that by...

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Oh you are too sweet, we did have such fun didn't we ��

Oh you boys do make my blush ☺️

Be warned I now have shorter hair, sweeter pussy and a dirtier mind 😜

Xx

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And 1 Margaritas please;)

Maybe she is meeting regular clients mostly, that would explain she is not getting many new reviews.

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers,...

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or...

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall...

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