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I will never forget the day I got married.

I've tried everything: drugs, alcohol, even hypnosis.

A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.

Schwepped her off...

First post in years ......

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I'm a Lyons tea man , don't know any different as it's all i buy . But any tea is good so long as there's 2 sugars and a drop of bainne in it .

Not so long ago I got into my car , seat belt on , keys in , car in gear , and went to drive off but forgot to start the engine . Not sure if anyone saw me , hope not ...

My girlfriend works in A&E and the stories i could tell you would make your eyes water . Sorry to hear about your accident richieboy and the ensueing delay in obtaining your treatment . But you...

Found a copy of ''In Dublin'' by accident in the mid 90s , eyes nearly fell out of my head when i saw the ads . About the last 7 pages was full of escort agencies , and the odd independant . Ah the...

I'd say he had an enjoyable time with an escort last night Rach .

What are they fighting for ? Well it's like this , one man likes Tayto the other likes King . And the Glenroe bit was so true , bollox me homework !

Pink

Mila Kunis

Natalie Portman

Right back at ya xx

A guy can't help but become hornier during the summer months . Just love seeing the girls showing off their bods more , neck gets more strained while driving around from May to Sept .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRZZAuPyG7I

Have a watch of this and your view of porn will change

He's taking a year off to recharge himself before taking the biggest job in football ... Replacing Sir Alex

Can't beat skydiving . The initial jump out of the plane is surreal , freefall is amazing and after the chute has opened , just hanging there ... fab .

Getting thru ''the wall'' and finishing the...

The only important thing to me is that she is 100% independent .

Looks like Bale and co will be staying together after all . Would be a shame to see Harry getting slaughtered by the press in that no win job .

Sasha Grey and Jenna Haze

The media are the ones who say she has no personality , i'd say she's a quiet person by nature and what's wrong with that . Would it be better if she had the personality of Kerry Katona or Jordan ffs...

Can't understand this website . Why would one of it's staff allow such a blatantly incorrect advertisement go up on the board ? Did they not see it's Gorgeous Georgia in the pics and put one and one...

Fiji or Ko Samui

Top ah da mornin to ya lads , hope the week ahead brings good things with it

I was walking down the road when I saw a woman holding a placard that read;

"Women are not just sexual objects - Honk if you agree!"

So I squeezed one of her tits and said, "Honk."

My favourite breast type are the ones that i can get my hands on .

Bob is unemployed and applies for a job as a janitor at Microsoft. A manager at Human Resources interviews him in detail then asks him to wipe a few floors as a test.

"OK," says the interviewer,...

A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of...