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Noise High heels make on a timber floor walking towards me with a sandwich. Pure bliss

Yep.... pillow fights en all.

Spray the whole lot with roundup and don't bother your hole cutting the grass.

Outa curiosity..... did you put the bra on also ?

Always reminds me of the episode of friends when Joey walks around to corridor of the apartment block across the road shouting..... "hot girl, where are you"

Top tip......go see Jenny.

Back to the original post about trying to pick up Easy-Singles.

And make the best sandwiches ;)

This is like going onto Ryanairs website looking for a Irish rail timetable.

When the kids were younger and I stood at the school gate sending them in and collecting them. I honestly got more propositions from the mammys at the gate during those years. Kinda miss it now. ...

Perverts also use the gym so it's not unusual for lads to be walking around with a punting bag.
Personally I kinda like the non descript toiletries at hotels so no need for a bag.

I have a collection of work jeans just like that...... just saying

Your WhatsApp updates are slowly becoming my favourite part of the day.

Does anyone else spend longer picking something on netflix to watch. I seem to scroll for ages.

Whereas on here I can pick the lucky lady in minutes.

Am I to fussy?

Sun splitting the rocks here in Cork. Absolutely glorious morning.

Another leap year that a lady didn't propose marriage to me....... like I'm a catch. Never a dull moment, road frontage, full compliment of finlux kitchen appliances, spare room to escape to..... and...

^^^^ potm^^^^^^

My work takes me to all sorts of places in Europe and further. Last year according to Google timeline I travelled 2.6 times around the world.

I love to travel but I also like to sit at home and...

There's guys like our tony that drive up the average ride per week stats.

Flip side.... I drive the lower % bracket.

Quality over quantity

You could always try the 1980's

I went to an all boys school...... zero fun

As any of the ladies I've met will say..... I'm easily pleased.

In order of importance a hotel would be top along with OWO.

location isn't an issue, I travel a lot for work

Mad for a meet in a hotel this week. Any location except Northern Ireland.
Please drop me a pm if you know of any.

Only in Ireland would valentine's day land on the same day as no meat day!!

Ohh it's always a bonus when you find out the lucky girl you've picked to play hide the willy with is in the same hotel as you.

Alot of the time I plan it that way.

I was in a massage place a few years ago in Hungary and the menu had a " 2 hand massage " and a " 3 hand massage "

First I was like wtf is a 2 hand massage..... does she hold one behind her back...

Ok ok I take it back...... you've sent me photos of your cooking and I'm fuzked if I'm gonna be the guinea pig. :vomit::vomit::vomit:

Anyways back on topic.... nearly all my appointments are...