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I do not trend this place that often but seeing the crap this pair have gone though makes me break ranks...........Clyde some time ago in friendship you sir told me ........you choose life, I...

And look what ahhh forget it ;), nice to see you back my friend , missed yer sarcasm :D.: doc

Huh :D .: doc

Going like the clappers is essential ... but ONLY after getting slowly past the sphincter muscles. And if the guy is of a particularly generous girth, he needs to wait that little bit longer for the...

The first time is not the only time it can hurt. My first time, in my teens hurt like a mofo and I swore off it. he was bleeding clueless and going by what he'd seen in the porn movies.

A couple...

Nice to see you posting City Gent :)

The comedian Sarah Millican came up with the idea of Fannuary in response to Movember for the guys.
Its basically self explanitory ,the ladies grow their bush for the month. Any escorts up for it ?...

ahahahah :lmao: pmsl

That's just so fu***g funny and disgusting at the same time :lmao:


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That quarrrrrrrr Clyde is back on Monday .... God help us ....

im not well today at all :( im just lying here in bed with a jaw the size of a tenis ball LOL

hope everybody has a great weekend :)

i need cuddles now :sad:

So don't be silly : wrap that willy.. ;) x

Lol .....he'd like to think so!!

Pleased to meet you Mr Gent ......I'm Wise and he's ...... Ernie......lol

Eh-shoes-me.... I was buying all the girlies their drinks.... I just couldnt get up enough courage to ask for a smithwicks...

Eshpeshelly a shandy??? WTF.... ya girl ya...:D

the sophieX Factor? Its ok clyde. As tits go. You're a good one. . Hihi.

Na Clyde ......the big pussy can't drink ... Lol
Every-one thinks there's vodka in his OJ. .....( or so he thinks )..... Lol

And there's me thinking it was vodka and orange .....

Well, and this is just a hypothesis mind you. Perhaps, because of his own large moobs, that there is some sort of psychic link between him and any mention of boobies..... Like electron attracted to a...

Thank you CG for bringing up the feckin' apocalypse..... :rolleyes:

Folk uff.........lol

Thank god he doesn't do tie and tease. . . Coz i've work Monday.

so dram's can come true!

It was a great dream.................

or perhaps she was one of these..........

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/substatute

Sick bitch.

Teacher says to the the John in class "What does your mother do? " he says "she's a Substatute " thats not a job? Yes she works from home and has lots of men calling....... You mean she's a...