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Kendra ... how do U make a "Red Neck" laugh on a Monday ?????????? tell him the joke on a Friday ;) :)

Christ ... Stephanie ... after reading all Ur points there realy is only 3 thing left for us all to do ... 1) put Ur hands behind Ur head 2) put Ur head between Ur legs & 3) Then Kiss Ur Ass Goodbye...

Man once said "I think Horses are smarter than Humans because put 10 Horses in a race & they will be hundreds of people would go to see them race, BUT put 10 Human in a race Huhhhh & not even 1 Horse...

Hi Alexa, .... if I won the Big one it would have no positive effect on me because IF I WON IT I would get such a F..king shock I would get a Heart Attack & "Keel-Over" .... End Of Story ..... :) ;)

U Gotta-Be Shitting me ..... :) :) ;)

Hi Stevenn, I wouldent be to worried about hotels, asI have met stunners there before (Escorts that is) only advise I can say to U is just make the Girl aware of Ur not wanting to look like an "Odd...

I once heard Richard Athenboro (not sure of the spelling) say a Giraffee is the only animal that can Lick/Clean his own ears with its 22" TONGUE .... "Eeeewwwweeee" so the moral of this "Useless...

Hi Volcano81 ... No I think everyone understands & me Im just "Taking the Piss" :) ;)

Hi richieboy ... with respect I think that saying goes "People who live in Glass Houses should never throw Stones" ;)

Jjjeesssuusss the last time I saw a Girl acting like that she looked abit the same but had black hair & she was on a Film called "The Ring" :) ;) but yes I love the song.

Theres a Service that would exactly suit what U want ... its called a "DYSON" it sucks & blows for hours & I beleive is very flexiable also :) ;)

:) Ur Hilarious & as "Blunt as a Spoon" :) ... but yes I agree with U Kendra :)

I like it but its a contradiction in terms :) :)

In a busy office two Girls & their Boss were moving a Filing cabinet when they all spot this strange bottle hidden behind it, so they popped it open & a Genie emerged & granted them 1 wish each
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3 Street Drug Dealers were up before a Judge & facing a lengthy sentence but as these boys were under 16yo & no previous the Judge wanted to try & bring out the best in their ability knowing that...

Hi kyla .... No I never would if the reviews are good & should be able to draw a geneal idea & then go & see for Ur self ...

One day in National School a Teacher asked his class whilst teaching English for someone to demonstrate their good English “Vocabulary” by giving a sentence using all the words ... DEFENCE .......

Agree with ya willieh but unfortunatly Human Nature been what is is, (with the greatest of respect to him) the last time someone tried to live & promote this way of life was Nailed to a Cross by a...

Ok tonyB ... I dont want to get in to a "Shirty Debate" but my ONLY POINT is a person dosent always tell people SOME THINGS not because of shame or anything associated to this its only for private...

Hi tony1 ... To me its not never a case of embarrasment its just a case of exercising general "Cop-On" ie "Loose Lips SINK SHIPS", all U need is one blabber mouth .... so keep Ur private business...

A Parrish Priests nephew was coming to see his Uncle to have dinner at his Parish House (Parochial House) but before leaving the Nephew couldn’t stop himself from having 2 BIG ONION sandwiches that...

Jim Llaadd was sitting on the harbour wall talking to his old friend & Ship-Mate “Captin Hook” & he was curious about 2 questions the first one he said “Captin Hook why are Pirates called Pirates”...

In a Native American Indian Reserve in Wyoming USA there lived a Dr. whom was the GP to the local town & the Reserve, when one late night the Dr. got a knock at the door when he opened it he saw the...

Aslong as its not a duo called "Punch & Judy" ill be happy ... :)

A friend of mine caught his girlfriend cheating & he swore never again .... as thats the last time he will play cards with her again ... :)