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Cause you have a hairy smelly bumhole :lmao:

Look at the 2 charmers tho :D

I'd say she has '"Mayatastic" eyes :hug:

Was a really cruel death :( when he was crawling away I was saying to myself "Jesus he is a hard man crawl faster you can get away" then that evil feck caught him and finished him :(

Wow :) really nice photos maya :hug:

Wish you were my teddy bear hehe :D

Don't worry I won't include any spoilers if you haven't seen it :)

But I watched it today and I was blown away.

If your a fan you are in for a bit of a shock well I was anyway cause I never...

I have a plan :D going make some Christmas wreaths and attempt to sell them lol I may go for a walk now later and see if the holly berries are out yet :p

Do people still buy those Christmas...

What I meant was it's not nice to call people ugly. Words can hurt and take ages to get over. We know not everybody is going to be as attractive as escorts or movie stars or models but does that make...

Brave man to get your sack done :shocked:

Hope you have a nice day today Ana and keeping warm :)

If your a male escort it might be tough if you were around 80 lol I mean would it be healthy to use so many blue pills in a day :lmao:

Congrats melek :)

I'm feeling fresh as a daisy lol not really I feel like a zombie I'm tired but I can't sleep :p I need sleeping pills haha

Fair play to you man :) you sound like a fit bloke. I know a guy and he is in his 50s but he is also very fit and has a full head of hair and looks about 40 lol men we all look different when we age...

Your just greedy remember sharing is caring :lmao:

He is a very small dog tho lol no I will stay inside :D feel safer ha

I don't think it's fair to call anybody ugly :( sure people can't choose what way they look when they are born.

I got bored around 6 o clock so I went to bed lol still in the bed now watching a movie and browsing the site on my phone :) and yes I am very warm :p

Ok I will get my mum to cook for us all the time :D

Ya mammys are the best :D enjoy your Christmas holidays now then and get spoilt ;)

I'm going to be a lucky boyfriend then ain't i :flirt: :D

Only food I can cook would be the likes of sausages and eggs :lmao:

I gets me mammy to cook the hard stuff like spuds and stew and other stuff :p

My village is empty they must be all gone shopping :p ohh no wait my village is always empty :lmao: like a scene out of the walking dead nobody around for miles :lmao:

Worked on me anyway :lmao:

I like your style dude ;)

You had me worried there with that title :lmao:

Ya good idea :lmao: I will arrive with my shyness lol :p