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Does your partner have an income? Or is yours the sole income?
Are your kids old enough so your partner can work part time? Or is it previously agreed that she won't?
Who pays the mortgage/rent? ...

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I hope so, I am really sorry we haven't met already x



Thank you darlin! adult-move-that-ass:kiss:

Thank you Marijuana, my apologies for being elusive! X

They're lazy, the journalists. They know that if they're having a lull, a story about poor trafficked girls, others earning 20k a week and all sorts of over shite will sell their papers. The public...

Remember when the top reviewed escort in Ireland turned out to be running her banged up boyfriends pimping business.

The reviews all sung her praises, guys loved her. Yet it turned out she was up...

The cleaners ruined that idea. Hoover happy bitches.

A client I've met 4 times has got lost 4 times when visiting me. In the same place. The first time i can understand, the sexond time.... ok fair enough but 2 more times after? No i can't accept that...

In many places the escort has a good view of the client when he's arriving, we keep binoculars on the window ledge to check he's handsome, clean shaved and has his nails trimmed.

Honest

There are no fucks given that day.

All prosecco'd out :D

From the article:
A 24-year-old female teacher has appeared in court charged with the defilement of a teenage boy who was a student in her school at the time.
The woman was brought before Swords...

I'm the idiot that carried 2 huge suitcases to accommodate all of this shit :rolleyes:

Candles, tealights and holders
Nice bed linens
Throws
Cushions

Massage table
Massage oils
Shower gel...

Women can be paedofiles too.
But as long as she's hot that's all that counts?

Her looks aren't relevant. She abused a child in her care. It's no different to a Christian brother abusing...

They earned every single cent 10 times over xx

I refused to meet. I couldn't be doing with it. The thought of those long winded touting/stalker posts for a start, and the constant consent consent...

Warm
Wet
Willing

Job done :p

20 times :banghead:

Go. With. The. Flow.

Hi Floki.

I don't believe that this asking for addresses is legal. You're asking for, and collecting information which you have no right to have.

Where is the information kept?
For what...

I didn't know the exact address was asked for.
Why would a third party want this info?
That just fucked up the people asking for address to be text anyway.
Be careful sharing any info. You're...

I'm sitting on a rock in a field with the arse freezing off me at the moment. Those thermals be very handy lol

Book her for the day but leave after an hour and send her to the spa.

My most unexpectedly kind gift. Thank you Mr P :kiss:

To really understand an average day of an escort, you would have to be inside of our minds. Average and normal to us will probably be off the Richter scale for most of society.

My average working...

Hans Zimmer. Much love x

There was an outcall request on another site for an escort to do a smash and grab with a client. I think he was going for Brown Thomas. She was to wait outside with a trolley.

There may have been...

Bring a buttie and drink tap water. They'll be queuing around the block to date you.

Skinny jeans wouldn't be for everybody. Try a different cut.