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Hope you enjoy your holidays aoife .

Bring me on holiday with you and you can have my rock!

I will tell you a secret about my rock! It's a magic one. Why? You can suck it forever and instead of getting smaller it gets bigger! Hehehe!

Yep she is absolutely gorgeous! I tried to book an appointment with her before but she refused me because she said I was too young! She broke my heart:)

Havnt decided yet, couple of weeks off work in July, can't wait, any suggestions?

I hope it rains ;)

Hi there really wanting to know is there any escortds out there that will end our 1 hour session in a full facial ?

Maybe a member on here has visited a girl, Can someone help ?

No you know your getting old when your watching porn and you say to yourself "wow that sofa looks comfy" :p

When your scoring with a chick in a disco bar
Take her home in your[ hairy little car
Then you find you went to school with her ma and da
Your the oldest swinger in town

When you wont look in...

Hello is a good start :)

Make sure you get the right name.

Tell them that you have been looking at their profile and would like to meet them.

From there it is all about establishing how...

Ha ha ha

If not will you charge per stroke?

I see it as a compliment, but only if it leads to a booking lol.

Edit please.... :D

What's the first thing every new girl should do but I rarely see, Show us your Boobies :D

So come on ladies, give us all a threat for the weekend and show us your boobs :love1:

And what happens when she finds this secret phone......


Here are a few agony aunt letters that might interest you
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guys if your going to make late night calls an send texts to ladies can you please make sure you delete them .
Ive just had one very upset wife on the phone to me
I didnt even meet the guy, but...

Barbecue with boyfriend and some mates.
My daisy dukes finally got to see sunlight

Just popped in to say hello! I have prob been forgotten about now, its been so long!! hope everyones keeping well, lots of love xxx

Did we mention you were hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??:)

Never shit on your own doorstep....

A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.“What was that for?” ,the man asked.The wife replied, “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny...

The married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.The husband asks, “I notice you’ve been watching that man for some...

A woman died today after a sign over a bookies door she was walking past fell off and hit her on the head .she been buried tomorrow at 10/1.

"Suck my tits big boy!" my wife shouted up at me while I was fucking her,"Erm... No thanks" I replied "They've been under your arms."

and the comments like my main point. nail.on.head, Im glad people can see through the snotty nosed
brats victim status some are giving her.
and referred to bad parenting, a horrible view of people...

http://www.herald.ie/news/courts/we-did-it-for-a-buzz-polish-mans-killer-3061956.html