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I note that some escorts have gotten loads of sweets - does that mean that there are the most popular or are some headbangers trying to skew the figures?

Donald Trump is flying over New York in his private jet-

He looks out of the window and says to his family, "You know what, I'm gonna throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people...

Way too close!! Left the Tesco top up receipt on the kitchen table - arrived in to be crossexamined over it - swore to god it wasn't mine and must have picked it up in Tecso from previous...

I only had the pleasure of nearly meeting her once but there was a motorcycle cop parked outside her gaff and we cancelled !!0

Well it is pure hell at first and the pure bliss

I wonder- you have to know where you are going to find these threads etc

Neither here also- spare a thought for all the sperm we produce - not much chance of being born at all.

Is she a pole dancer by any chance.

I wonder how many 'redheads' on here are really redheads.

Redheads (in Ireland anyway) have a reputation for been feisty.

Lady in red - nice mature escort - great lamps.

Met a girl recently - told me matter of factly that she always double books especially since the introduction of the new website- aparantly you have to to keep your business going- there you go !!!

Seriously IDF you want the lad to run naked and fuck the neighbours as well- my god can you imagine what could happen!!!

Anyway some directions from escorts can be Clueless- do your head in.. I can understand the frustrations of others...

Pilates is also a good exercise work out - but without the meditation!!

I hope we are alone- I don't want us to contaminate any other planet!!

I dont think escorts want to know too much about you or get involved in too much small talk so less is more
In a dating site you have to put in a lot more effort and you usually get feck all out of...

I suggest that all posters on this site are cheating bastards!

Unless you proclaim to the world that you are seeing escorts -your are cheating in some form or other-

Of course if you are one...

My god it is going to be hard to decide who to vote for! I suppose it will depend on who the best candidate in your area is rather that which party you will support!!

Stress free money is hard to come by- but surely nice respectful clients must Deliver on all fronts!:)

'I'm actually happy' - those words are seldom used on this site..

You Cannot knock nudies when you have a bid like Kyla!

There seems to be a lot of shite talk tonight! What's up?

Well I like the psychoanalysis stuff showing the personalities behind the gameplan- the Irish guy is the most educated and slags everybody off and comes across like a Dublin knacker ( for want of a...

You mean she can come without a smile?

Do you need that setting to be perfect with candles, ?
Do you prefer your date to wear exotic dresses or outfits?
Do you bring wine or chocolate ?
Do you need to be teased and kissed etc
Or are...