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Advice from an 80 year old man............
1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system.
5. If in a fight, hit first and hit...

I only realised how good both my parents were when I became a parent. So that's my goal in life to be the best dad I can. I said that to my dad a while ago and he said " if your trying, you are"....

Here is a nice video I stumbled across ages ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We3lYkgWEh0

Richard Dawkins claims that teaching religion to children is a form of child abuse.

The Tipperary Star

yep..............

" takes a month for you to see results. Two months for your friends see the difference and 3 months for the rest of the world to notice and actually is true". I love that quote, never heard it before.

Could it be karma?

I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already...

Never happened but one did once say she "wished she had a boyfriend like me". I stoped seeing her.

Turf is like wine it gets better with age. I wouldn't mix turf tis too dangerous.

I am Irelands Batman, sorry Bogman. na na nana nana na Bogman. How are you fixed for turf?

I wouldn't like to be asked for a review, but asked for a repeat visit would be nice. I would take it that the escort liked our time together. Not just a usual punter that she couldn't wait to close...

I am Batman.

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death!

What's that--a bonus? I think the life...

NO it is not. That wouldn't stand in court.

I have never sent a pm, if I want to make an appointment I would phone the escort and usually only give half a hour to a hours notice. Must pop my pm cherry, going to pm everyone right now........

Jeans, tee and jacket might put on a wool jumper or something. Never wear a suit unless I have to. Never wear a tie unless I have to. I am not a salesman thank god.

French kissing is a must for gfe but owo isn't. Thats up to the escort.

Lucy nailed it, its the ability to regenerate cells. About 2 millionish red blood cells die and are replaced every second in a healthy human. All the cells in our bones are replaced every 15 ish...

I am all for it but no EI logos as the wife might ask questions.

I am special, can I come...... please.

Sex with a ghost.

A visiting professor at Florida State University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About...

Difinitely to look after her, I spoil her rottin and its not just money, spending time on them is worth twice as much as money.

I have a pic of my daughter. When I am working late it reminds me why I am.