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A guy is hiking up a mountain when he sees a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying.

"Hey," he says, "if you're going to jump, how about giving me a blow job before you do it?"

"My life's...

A family went to the zoo one day. As they stopped at the Elephant display, the father left to use the bathrooms. While he was gone, the little girl asks the mother, "Mamma, what's that thing hanging...

A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde lady went to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looked about the store, she noticed a box full of frogs. The sign said: "Sex Frogs! Only...

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A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you...

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Theres one escort ladie here who keeps posting posting posting shite all day long,gets on my fucking tits i dont look in the threads she makes and pass off quickly if i see her post,its really boring...

you not well again bro,seems your imune system is as fucked up as mine

This is one of the most insane things you will see lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PShxJ2iIGY

Nice video inbed skills bro lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpfQSqfpuac

In my defence alot where trick questions (for me anyway) :p

wtf lol i dont like this game

Your on mine :) hope thats made you happy

Teen lesbian

Very nice :D

wow very nice.your best pics so far

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZQ_RDb0lcE

I always get "your so fucking hot why do you see escorts" i have learnt to say "well i understand girls must get some ugly looking men so i like to come and brighting up your day"

yup its dumb.also dumb to tattoo a face.

i love tattoos tho.only got 2 but im getting another on the side of my kneck next week and bu the summer im getting a full arm sleeve.

Loads :)

Edit as she probably still reads my posts

It's called addiction,many learn to face up to it rather than fight it

thelegend?

..................lol

Welcome back

I noticed that myself.above all i was surprised by her neg review shes one of my fav girls and would always recommend her

I hope madrid wins and think they will