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  1. Thread: iPhone porn!!!

    by Johnson
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    Xvideo.com enough quality free stuff to make you...

    Xvideo.com enough quality free stuff to make you go blind

    Jeez, I remember when my parents Sunday World was as good as it got. Technology has truly made the world a better place.
  2. Thread: Last Post !

    by Johnson
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    WTF dude? You can't go, how will I answer every Q...

    WTF dude? You can't go, how will I answer every Q with WWMD (what would Mellors do).

    Seriously, you okay?
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    I wore a pink shirt into work. Only once though.

    I wore a pink shirt into work. Only once though.
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    Possibly the greatest post ever. Good work Apollo!

    Possibly the greatest post ever. Good work Apollo!
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    I hear ya. Today is a great day.....and as I am 5...

    I hear ya. Today is a great day.....and as I am 5 mins away from an appointment with a lady I've been waiting to see for months, it is going to get even better!!!
  6. Thread: The old days

    by Johnson
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    Was that the place across the road from the 24hr...

    Was that the place across the road from the 24hr Spar (next to the chinese). I used to work Nightshift in the shop (around 1997) and the ladies and madam would be in and out of the shop quite a lot....
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    I've been cramming for them for ages.

    I've been cramming for them for ages.
  8. Listen to the pearls of wisdom that Hobbyist...

    Listen to the pearls of wisdom that Hobbyist shares. A man who truly knows the labaryntine inner workings of women. Though he has strange ideas about toothbrushes.
  9. Thread: alcohell

    by Johnson
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    Good article. I think Ebony Amber is right,...

    Good article. I think Ebony Amber is right, parents should take a mature approach to alcohol, something that can be enjoyed in moderation, whilst acknowledging it's dangers. I think that approach...
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    Though I am an ex-NASA pilot, now performing...

    Though I am an ex-NASA pilot, now performing leading edge brain surgery, whilst being the foremost modern poet of our times, I prefer not to talk about my career when with a lady.
  11. Thread: Porn movies...

    by Johnson
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    Porn is like McDonalds compared to a good erotic...

    Porn is like McDonalds compared to a good erotic movies' Michelin star restaurant.

    While it's nice to eat good meals regularly, sometimes you just want a big mac (or should that be 'stick that...
  12. outside the bedroom, a smart suit looks amazing...

    outside the bedroom, a smart suit looks amazing on a woman, if she has the confidence to carry it off.

    In the bedroom, exact same suit, but being peeled off very very slowly....
  13. Thread: Turn off Words

    by Johnson
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    None of your fancy stuff, just horse it into me,...

    None of your fancy stuff, just horse it into me, boss.
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    Nope. The Chinese won't let it.

    Nope. The Chinese won't let it.
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    I don't think there's any issue at all with you...

    I don't think there's any issue at all with you telling a Paddy joke, Mellors. You clearly don't have a problem with Irish people in general and are a welcome addition to our fair isle (the true...
  16. Grill them 

    Grill them 
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    I have to confess, redheads are my fav. Can't...

    I have to confess, redheads are my fav. Can't find one near me in Dub though :-(
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    If she didn't recognise you maybe you could have...

    If she didn't recognise you maybe you could have made your cum-face expression. That might have rang a bell.
  19. Thread: Yippie

    by Johnson
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    And their husbands look even worse.

    And their husbands look even worse.
  20. Thread: Is it just me,

    by Johnson
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    That's just Rodney, Trigger.

    That's just Rodney, Trigger.
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    Semi conductor chips, without them there would be...

    Semi conductor chips, without them there would be no microwave, washing machines or heaven forbid, EI!!!

    The contraceptive pill probably has had the biggest influence though.
  22. Thread: What time?

    by Johnson
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    What time?

    Just wondering do any of ye have preferred times when you make apts? I.e. Morning, afternoon, etc?

    I've always tended to book for between 4-7ish, but think I might try mornings, not quite the...
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    Meeting some of the amazingly beautiful women on...

    Meeting some of the amazingly beautiful women on here has actually made me a lot more confident with other women day to day.
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    Poll: Sarah Jane Mee, best legs on tv.

    Sarah Jane Mee, best legs on tv.
  25. Thread: Anyone else?

    by Johnson
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    Today is the first time in two weeks that I have...

    Today is the first time in two weeks that I have been able to sign in.
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