Shopping.......
Shopping.......
Who're you calling a man slut ? I'm loyal to my wife I'll have you know.
Go and f**k yourself, I'm not old, I'm only 84 !
Dear lord, you really do live up to your username. :rolleyes:
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Oh dear IDFs pissed again..............
You need a breathalyser on your keypad Bro ! :lmao:
Ffs Frank, I thought you were gonna tell us that you'd set up a couples profile with Clyde.
Oh my god !! Believe me, that Erika wan on the dance floor is a sight to behold !!
Get the finger out Corkie, you were supposed to organise a lads night out last month !!
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There's just so many jokes I could crack about you "coming" :D
Is that how it's done ?.........................really ? ;)
I wish I was as studly as you, your depth of knowledge of the female anatomy is almost encyclopaedic ! :D
http://i.imgur.com/OaaPeim.png
Now that's a cute ass !
She's an incredible lady, that's all you really need to know.
What's my penis got to do with things ? Sure I only visit girls for time and companionship.
You should meet that girl again and bring her one of these as a little pressie
http://i.imgur.com/EQqZ9Ve.png
Just like most trolls :D
Fortunately that is now a common misconception, you can even get free range veal now.
The fact you got it from a Des Kelly fitters bin is a bit of a give away ! :p
G'wan..........just admit you want me !!
You'd love a toy boy !!! :lmao:
Hi Nana :wave: I missed you :kiss:
:D
You are when you take the wig off :p
Little mickey...................big wallet. :D
He's only nasty after the pub closes.................
You however are a different story :D
I have a little mickey !
Pot, kettle n'all ?
Kinda like yourself, you're more thick than long too !! :D
I couldn't give a shite, if I like the look of a girl, 0 reviews or 200, I go to see her. If it's not her when I arrive, I walk. When I arrive I ask again about the services agreed on the phone and...