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do you guys punt in your own towns i geuss cities are different as in size and number of escorts i live in a medium sized town with some nice ladies but i cudn dare punt too "locally" what with all...

The only reason you have to hate an NCT test is if either you:

a) Have a complete banger/scrap-heap of a car.

or

b) Don't take proper care of your car.

... after talking to her for a bit, he asks her, "Alright. Enough talk. How much is it gonna cost me for a handjob?"
"€50," She says.
"€50 for a handjob? You've got to be kidding me!" He replies....

Hi ajj i just thought i would let youse know i brought my car to the garage at 3 today it took 2 hours and they checked the steering wheel and all was fine so they didnt have to change it so they...

My years on Escort forums has thought me one thing..........and you fill in
thought this was a genius thread thought up by mathsteacher
heres my contibution...
my years on escort forums have...

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely..

So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to...

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to...

http://www.thejournal.ie/man-stabbed-to-death-ennis-1004467-Jul2013/

https://www.rte.ie/news/2013/0723/464094-man-stabbed-to-death-in-ennis-co-clare/

It was a pleasure working with such a hard working dedicated team on this site
particular mentions to doc my good friend off the site and Sam who was a massive help to me personally when i needed...

One morning Tom calls to his boss:
- Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not...

Unexpected sex – that’s a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison…

A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman to place 10 mugs and fill in with the beer. The bartender places mugs and starts filling them. The guy follows him and drink beer immediately. The bartender...

A child asked his father, "How were people born?"
So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother,...

Just popped in to tell you all i am retiring as a mod,I simply don't have the spare time i once had to spend here (in a good way)

I will pop in from time to time but in fun threads only

wish...

Catholic boy in confession says bless me Father I have sinned. I had a wank while thinking about my sister.
That's a disgrace said the priest, especially when you have two gorgeous brothers.


A...

The book “Carrying the fire” by Michael Collins is a great read.
FIRST STEP: Neil A. Armstrong at 10:56 p.m. EST, July 20, 1969

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGNryrsT7OI

Good morning all you horny people out there :)
well at least that's Monday over for another week
enjoy your Tuesday whatever your doing ;)

wat has requested a ban and is welcome back anytime

Punting is a luxury, not a necessity. Common sense should state that if you can't afford it, don't go punting. Escorts are also suffering the recession too.

There is a price search facility on any...

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Apparently, nine years before he was tracked down to his secret hideout in Pakistan, the police had pulled him and a group...

Well if Clyde gets behind you ,shagging Nigella will be the last thing on your mind.

I knew who Charles Saatchi was because of his patronage of "artists" like Damien Hirst. He's the kind of guy who would shit into a biscuit tin and call it an artistic comment on capitalism.:D...

Oh, are you supposed to support someone who attempts to strangle you in public?

What a tool. Good on her for making this choice

I dress down when I go out for day to day things. I'm not sure I would call it dowdy, but you are trying to blend in and not be an eye catcher. If people notice you, then they might want to talk to...