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    https://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/attachment.p...

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=152193&d=1705951183https://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=152203&d=1705951583...
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    demi moore. ...

    demi moore.

    http://www.gushoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/12/2/95-Demi-Moore-Platform-Pumps-by-Casadei-3.jpg

    I keep e-mailing her but no reply yet that isn't full of legal jargon.
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    Also, Guinness Book of Record type willies are...

    Also, Guinness Book of Record type willies are too big to achieve full, rock-hard erections, mostly. A lot of blood is required for that job and it's needed elsewhere to keep you alive.

    Makes me...
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    It seems that the later children of big families,...

    It seems that the later children of big families, i.e. the 4th or 5th born or whatever of 5 children, have a greater tendency to be gay. This suggests a hormonal influence on homosexuality.

    This...
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    fairytale of ny baby, it's cold outside ...

    fairytale of ny

    baby, it's cold outside

    driving home for Christmas

    Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer


    pretty much everything on this list:
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    Aggie also has great breasties. And these ones, I...

    Aggie also has great breasties. And these ones, I have met.

    Profile suspended at moment.

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    I love it. Absolutely love it. If I don't get the...

    I love it. Absolutely love it. If I don't get the spuds sucked clean for a good ten minutes then the appointment is brought to an abrupt halt. I don't even bother getting re-dressed, just storm out...
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    Catwoman and Wonder Woman. Also honourable...

    Catwoman and Wonder Woman. Also honourable mention to Barberella, although she had no superpowers.
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    Just get the girl's bank account details from...

    Just get the girl's bank account details from her. Then direct debit...
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    rosa parks sat down today...

    dec 1 1955, and refused to get up.

    58 years ago today.

    http://www.biography.com/people/rosa-parks-9433715
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    So that's why they were playing a bunch of Lou...

    So that's why they were playing a bunch of Lou Reed songs on the radio this evening.

    Didn't realise he was in poor health. Great original talent.

    His tribute (along with John Cale) to Andy...
  12. the best things are: gluttony and lots of...

    the best things are:

    gluttony and lots of football on telly


    the worst things are:

    traffic and crowds and shopping
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    Where will you be? Well, I'm 90 yrs old now so......

    Where will you be? Well, I'm 90 yrs old now so...


    How much richer will u be? Rich enough to have my corpse frozen until they find a cure for Alzheimer's


    Will you have a family or even an...
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    I am a compulsive liar. And I love myself for it.

    I am a compulsive liar. And I love myself for it.
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    And then there's the hentai cartoon porn, where...

    And then there's the hentai cartoon porn, where all the women look like crosses between 12 yr old schoolgirls and bambi (y'know, the doe-eyed thing). Very strange place!
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    I had cake. And a twix.

    I had cake. And a twix.
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    yes. check the sports bar section. probably a few...

    yes. check the sports bar section. probably a few pages back by now.

    Actually, look here:

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    Interesting. Like a lot of websites that have...

    Interesting. Like a lot of websites that have become integral parts of our lives, you quickly feel like they've been around for ever. Only 8 years for youtube! And I've only used mobile phones for...
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    "...and, in closing, may I add that the apartment...

    "...and, in closing, may I add that the apartment was a badly-conceived mismatch of 50s kitsch and 90s open-plan earnestness, a jarring architectural juxtaposition, and one that, when combined with...
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    Hey babe. I've just been chillin', waiting for...

    Hey babe. I've just been chillin', waiting for you to arrive. Relax, get comfortable, and, ah... the envelope's on the table.


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    That's her fifth gentleman caller today. I'm...

    That's her fifth gentleman caller today. I'm phoning the police!!

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    I hope the police leave soon, my boner is...

    I hope the police leave soon, my boner is starting to fade.

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    McIlroy versus a robot (quite funny)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=Ft2fLuz9mF0


    Someone got taken to the cleaners (heh heh heh)!!
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    escorts always ask me if I'm a cat burglar and I...

    escorts always ask me if I'm a cat burglar and I just play dumb and go- why do you ask?, and then they go all shy and whisper- because you've stolen my heart.

    True story.
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    Yeah, gotta make sure to get rid of those tan...

    Yeah, gotta make sure to get rid of those tan lines...

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