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Not for me , kissing with passion is the ultimate turn on , before all other acts .

Bactrian ? No bother , but you already have two fine humps Heather !

In the thread entitled , "Is the Euro on the way out ?" , Derry Lad suggested the old method of bartering might come back ! On a lighthearted note what wares would you offer an escort lady for her...

My mobile has Jenny (ex g/f) then Kenny (friend) in alphab order, yes you`ve guessed it , after being apart from her for 10 days I advertantly told Kenny what I was gonna do once we were alone...

Thats the spirit Ryder , we are only here once so indulge eh !
Re: Royaler / conscience , dont think about it , just ogle that tight young body you are buying time with and marvel at what you can...

Reminds me of the sailor whose penis tatto read HMS but when aroused it was his hometown , HAMMERSMITH !

As Max Boyce says Heather ," I know, beacause I was there " , twice !! (but not in Ireland)

Aint the human body a marvel Heather , if you were a car --- time for a re-bore ! are you burning any oil yet ?

Stephanie , I just saw your profile for the first time , ---- wow , such class and elegance,
enough to make me want to journey from Cork to Dub !

Spermy ole bud , you keep spelling the word coming with an "m" too many ----- just an observation !
look forward to your millenium milestone goal.

Thing is Dave , its gone nowhere . The poxy clouds have simply come between us , in this day n age you would think man would devise a method of cloud dispersal eh ? The Red Indian wardance method...

Doodlebug ,:cool: thats cool man but never forget the friendship you have found is reliant upon the wallet in your pocket , for those friends are pure mercenaries eh ? :rolleyes:

Ya slow gits , as Max Boyce said, "I know because I was there " , ONLY 12 MONTHS AGO !

I have a mature Irish g/f of 46 , she had 11 sexual encounters with Irish men before me and had never given or received oral.
Since I introduced her to the pleasure of cunnilingus we both now...

That is funny Mr. Gump , I read it aloud with appropriate accents.

Quit the pussyfooting Dave , business is business , you`ve got your pecker all expectant now , just be blunt tell the lady you need to shag her and sort the friendlies out after the job done eh ? ...

On moving to Ireland from GB some 15 yrs ago I was denied a license required for my type of work on the grounds that I had no track record in such occupation (ie a closed shop situation) .
I took...

How to avoid paying ones bill in Cork.
The managment will frisk any dodgy looking customer so have the gun previously planted.
Wrapped in clingfilm and hidden in the Jacks toilet cistern is as good...

I will look out for that one on your profile favourites lovely Amy should you amend. (Anticipating)!

Unhygenic ? I`ll here none of it , my delight to sniff then wear (on my head) a pretty womans worn panties,
now a not so pretty woman, well thats different , they stink rotten ! heh heh...

No way , its the height of sex, knowing the woman is so excited.
When eating pussy with my woman I patiently wait agape for that moment , like the bear at the rapids waiting for the salmon to leap...

Its like the "Emperors New Clothes" tale , sombody prominent says something obviously shite is very good and all the sheeplike ones follow suit and soon a new trend is started.
Those stupid Ascot...

Doh ! shows how my mind and wishful thinking combine ,
I thought she was relating how she has no time for small weiners,
She doesnt realy care for medium weiners,
But when a XXXL weiner...

Ha ha , "Shit Air" sounds good girl , that makes head man Mr Ryan "Shit Head" which by chance he is . I would sooner go by catapault than fly with those knobs !

Hard to believe , do ye reckon Chinese and Indians eat much pasta ?