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Congrats Sam!!! :)

When I said I have never been with an Irish Escort because it is too small a country, I in no way meant it that Irish Girls are not trustworty. Indeed many of them are top of their profession! It is...

This is Dannys shocked face!!! :cat13:

Women can have what now??? :)

Also I come twice a day!!!

(I come to work and then I come home!!! :))

Do not be so hard on yourself Doc!!!

I am sure you could find a sleeping tablet strong enough for said Lady!!! :)

VJ I did not give you permission to use that picture of my willy!!!! I demand it be removed!!!

(In a minute:))

At first, but I imagine it would get to be too much as the relationship went on!

Sexual appetite needs to equal between people for a relationship to work!

(But I am willing ti date you for one...

Shirleyy deffo!!! :)

THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
01
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word...

Lincoln had backed out!! Can I pick Emma instead to make up the numbers???

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I looked up my neighbor Mrs Reilly! Mainly because she was tall and wore a skirt!!!

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Hmmmmm remember them well!!! :)

Despite it being against the laws of God and Nature!!!

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Ah, Father Feely! Those were the days!

Haven't seen him in a while, but think he is getting out next year!!! :)

Absolutely no question there! Beautiful, beautiful Lady!!!

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WHAT??? DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
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Ask some of the ladies here for help!!!!

(Alot of them are a dab hand with an airbrush!!! :))

So the short arses like the petite Lady!

(Danny checks the appropriate box on the survey!!!:))

A man like that I imagine is empty more than he is loaded!!! :)

Where is the other 30??? :)

New dream piss up!

Shirley, Violette and Anita Sizzle!!!!

F**K ME that would be wild!!!! :)

pmsl!!!!!!!

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As you well know I only ever nedd 2 mins!!! ;)

Nah I think they are happy with the respectfull guys!

It is their profession and advertising is part of it! The Ladies are here for profit not pleasure. I would not take offence because at the end of the day there are very few true frienships formed...