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No problem.

Proverbs 11:2

You're welcome.

What? It's definitely 'your'. Jesus lad, when did you leaf skool?

If we put my 23 and your 82 together we get 150. That's enough to buy a car in Mexico, then you can run me over like the psychopath your score suggests you are and dress my corpse up in a schoolgirls...

A bit of respect please, the lad is asking why Romanian escorts keep saying he smells like fish.

You should, I find it sexy in a stranger.

What's that? You want change for the cigarette machine?
Sorry dude, I've no quarters.



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You are warm and empathic with a heightened awareness of social responsibility and a strong sense of conscience. You like to carefully weigh up the pros and cons of a situation before you...

Chest hair, yuck :vomit: I do like sweaty summer sex though :)

And I'm old fashioned, I'd wear a hat like Bogart while smoking if I thought nobody would laugh.

Depends on the implants really :dunno:

How else are you going to know what size Louboutins they want you to buy them?

I tend not to see escorts who don't smoke, I know how off-putting the smell of tobacco can be to non-smokers But then I was reading a thread elsewhere here today where a poster observed that he's met...

If by fantasies about school girls you mean fucking my ex at her suggestion while she's dressed in her slutty little outfit then fuck yes.



I see. Because I'm of the opinion that if you're...

I had an ex who use to dress up as a school girl. She liked me to put her across my knee and slap her ass raw while she cried 'Stop daddy! I promise I'll be good' and other such stuff. I fucking...

It's amazing how tolerant their buttholes become from repeated peppering.

It's hard to know what he believes most of the time, there are no real core values in the man.

President Trump is a pizza and micky d kind of guy, he doesn't eat no terrorist food.

She was just playing hard to get. You should have given her a wedgy, chicks love wedgies.

A friend of mine died from complications which arose after contracting a rare and incurable case of nationality from an escort. Of course his wife knew straight away what he'd been up to and divorced...

Were they ever really relevant? If they were then it was because you were learning something. When was the last time you learnt something on these boards?

It's the posters that determine how...

Sorry to hear you got dumped.

I wouldn't consider it a case of manners. Do you agree with the escort how long you are going to stay on arranging or do you decide on arrival?

I use them when visiting escorts. Don't give me your opinion on that, I don't care.

However, there have been occasions on seeing the escort where I've wanted to change the length of my planned...

Haven't fucked a sheep yet. They stink so there's a good chance I won't.

That's the last time I'm gonna try helping you.

Anon just wants you to click on his profile. Do it!!! :D