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I don't even vist forum that much but no need for public shaming.

Thank you x

Hey,

I'm planning my last tour before I will say goodbye, so make sure you have time and energy to see me:)

Book me via PM (don't forget to include your phone number) or simply call me.
...

And where's Me Big Tipper? :rolleyes:

I have a pussy so I make the rules.

Cry me a river.

I heard someone was looking for me ?;)

I can have a look for you, but my prices starts from 250/h :rolleyes:

Hello there,
I heard you were looking for me

Perhaps pregancy ?

Health starts from inside. When we look after our mind the results will be visible on the outside.
Right mindset trained with meditation and learning through literature.
My body is my temple so...

SophieX, maybe it's time for you to give up drinking since you're mixing reality with fantasy (I'm not saying this to bite you but because alcoholism is a serious issue and you should seek support...

and there was me... about to unzip my pants... sign..

North is making money in Jeremy Kyle Show. Don't be jelly.

As long you have cash and a hefty tip, you can come wearing a potato bag.

CHEAPSKATE*




*You wouldn't visit me anyway since I'm way out of your price range.:cool:

You are lucky you haven't call me then :rolleyes:

BTW, What did you expect ? Free phone sex?!

Also, Since Sophie is an independent Escort, she has every right to refuse appointment.

YOU...

I said I'm looking for a slave not a troll, guiseeeee

Time to learn Romanian then*


I meant Spanish, Italian :rolleyes:

EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

IT WAS ME.

Just shame he didn't give me any credit for the comment tho :rolleyes:

But you just offered me cleaning service on other thread (!)

Your basement doesn't really count as holiday....

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/be/bed39e4c5ed7dd384e0a9365d05863569cda86d78d8d1e2f071cafbd6393e650.jpg

I'm really sorry about that.
I had a really bad day after seeing Ben Affleck as the new Batman.

You don't need a degree to spread your legs.

Already did